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dubey
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Saucy Thunger


 


Spindler Saucecart yo beardo iz in trouble


Saucy Boxcar yeh


Saucy Boxcar ded


Saucy Boxcar at da bottom of da stepz


Spindler Saucecart yeh


Spindler Saucecart thur iz only 1 way 2 save him


Saucy Boxcar yeh


Saucy Boxcar jump his bonez


Spindler Saucecart no


Spindler Saucecart u gotta get pap smearz


Saucy Boxcar u


Saucy Boxcar redy


Spindler Saucecart no u


Spindler Saucecart iz da only way


Spindler Saucecart he need da proper donor


Spindler Saucecart u da only 1 left


Spindler Saucecart he need sum1 2 provide da proper poopz 2 g


o him his mouf


Spindler Saucecart in


Spindler Saucecart muthatruk


Saucy Boxcar pour salsa all ova his body and yell into


da dirt


Spindler Saucecart no


Saucy Boxcar y


Spindler Saucecart i think u fukt in da hed


Saucy Boxcar dat not workin dis time


Spindler Saucecart dis da only way


Saucy Boxcar how u know


Spindler Saucecart YO IM A DOCTOR


Saucy Boxcar i'm a docrre


Saucy Boxcar build me a horse


Spindler Saucecart no u ghey


Saucy Boxcar no legs


Spindler Saucecart i got muh md


Saucy Boxcar five salsas


Saucy Boxcar build me a horse


Saucy Boxcar no legs


Saucy Boxcar five salsas


Spindler Saucecart FU KU


Spindler Saucecart TAKE DIS SIRIUS


Saucy Boxcar o rite


Saucy Boxcar ok


Spindler Saucecart u need 2 go 2 da doctor 2 get da pap smear


z done


Saucy Boxcar you need to attach his severed loco extrem


ity to his brain pan den start da electro shock


Spindler Saucecart 2 c if u da proper poop type


Saucy Boxcar das how u fix da beardo


Spindler Saucecart NO


Saucy Boxcar y u got a problem with my methodz


Saucy Boxcar dis man is a doctor


Spindler Saucecart IM GOIN 2 PEE IN YO EYE


Saucy Boxcar pee colu


Saucy Boxcar fill 1 cup wit urine


Saucy Boxcar say da sacred words into da urine


Saucy Boxcar place beardo in circle of candles


Saucy Boxcar enter circle wit sacred robez on


Saucy Boxcar pour da urine all ova him


Spindler Saucecart no


Saucy Boxcar y


Saucy Boxcar i thought das da way


Saucy Boxcar wut iz da way


Saucy Boxcar grumble doggeh parts


Spindler Saucecart U NEED DA PAP SMEAR


Spindler Saucecart iz time yeh


Spindler Saucecart da beardo only got secondz 2 spare


Saucy Boxcar da hell was dat


Spindler Saucecart iz god


Spindler Saucecart he tellin u


Spindler Saucecart he sej


Spindler Saucecart get yo pap smear u goddam bich


Saucy Boxcar he sayin i'm a cloud hog


Spindler Saucecart no


Spindler Saucecart he also sej u a big ghey


Saucy Boxcar he sayin beep beep out o da way


Saucy Boxcar whur da ape man


Spindler Saucecart no


Spindler Saucecart yo beardo iz gon die


Saucy Boxcar Sent a voice clip


Spindler Saucecart loo


Spindler Saucecart yo mammy need 2 take u fo help


Saucy Boxcar y thur iz nothin wrong


Spindler Saucecart das wut u think


Saucy Boxcar das wut i know


Spindler Saucecart yeh


Spindler Saucecart uc yo brain aint right dawg


Spindler Saucecart das y u belie dat


Saucy Boxcar r u sure


Saucy Boxcar u losin yo mind


Spindler Saucecart u


Saucy Boxcar we gon need 2 probe u wit da sacred candle


s


Saucy Boxcar see what is goin wrong


Spindler Saucecart im gon call childrenz aid in da mornin


Saucy Boxcar dey not helpin me


Saucy Boxcar dey can help demselves 2 da moat of cow's


blood infront of da house


Spindler Saucecart dey gon put u somewhere dat u cant hurt yo


self


Spindler Saucecart u digg


Saucy Boxcar U STOP HURTIN YOSELF


Saucy Boxcar I'M SALSA


Saucy Boxcar GET ME


Spindler Saucecart iz all gon be ova soon


Spindler Saucecart da jig iz up


Spindler Saucecart im really an undercover cop


Spindler Saucecart investigating u


Spindler Saucecart we no dat u gro nugz in yo basement


Spindler Saucecart u no y iz not snowing outside


Spindler Saucecart n jus rainin


Spindler Saucecart das god cryin fo u


Spindler Saucecart he sayin yo dis guyz a goddam bich


Saucy Boxcar yo


Saucy Boxcar iz coo


Spindler Saucecart loo


Saucy Boxcar i self-medicate


Saucy Boxcar one gin and tonic a day


Saucy Boxcar keepz me str8


Spindler Saucecart he tell me 2 tell u


Spindler Saucecart 1 mo o doze n u ded


Saucy Boxcar he say whether or not iz coo 2 see if he's


rite


Spindler Saucecart yeh


Spindler Saucecart he dont care fuk


Spindler Saucecart he sej


Spindler Saucecart when u ded


Spindler Saucecart he gon shiet in yo mouf


Saucy Boxcar he don't care becuz he know he wrong


Saucy Boxcar time fo a g&t


Spindler Saucecart DO U HEAR ME


Saucy Boxcar yeh


Spindler Saucecart he sej


Saucy Boxcar u hear deez words i'm spittin


Spindler Saucecart when u ded i can shiet in yo mouf 2


Spindler Saucecart den he gon bring u back 2 life


Saucy Boxcar he sej, "i'm a bich"


Spindler Saucecart n pretend nothin even happen


Spindler Saucecart U HEAR ME


Saucy Boxcar u hear me


Spindler Saucecart YO


Spindler Saucecart dis all goin 2 happen


Saucy Boxcar all i hear him doin iz sayin he a bich


Spindler Saucecart u wont even no it


Saucy Boxcar Sent an ink message:


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Spindler Saucecart dat me poopin in yo mouf


Saucy Boxcar me poopin in da big guyz mouf


Spindler Saucecart um


Spindler Saucecart how u do dat


Spindler Saucecart u gon get struck down b4 u even try


Spindler Saucecart U DONT NO HU U MESSIN WIT


Saucy Boxcar sprayed muh pee in2 da sky


Saucy Boxcar turned him visible


Saucy Boxcar den i'm lik yo take dis


Spindler Saucecart no


Spindler Saucecart dis wut happen


Spindler Saucecart Sent an ink message:


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Spindler Saucecart he create a tube out o nowhere


Saucy Boxcar yeh rite


Spindler Saucecart n he make u enjoi


Saucy Boxcar he takin muh poop lik a bich


Spindler Saucecart yeh rite


Spindler Saucecart he got super powerz


Saucy Boxcar iz he a super bartender


Saucy Boxcar tell him 2 make me a singapore sling


Spindler Saucecart he anythin h want 2 b


Saucy Boxcar he tell u dis


Spindler Saucecart yeh


Spindler Saucecart im his homie


Spindler Saucecart wu u got against dat


Saucy Boxcar yeh he a liar in his spare time 2


Spindler Saucecart how


Spindler Saucecart he speak in absolutes


Spindler Saucecart lik dis


Spindler Saucecart |u a big ghey|


Saucy Boxcar was tellin me da sky is made o chocolate p


uddin


Spindler Saucecart he dont talk 2 u


Spindler Saucecart he dont talk 2 bichez


Saucy Boxcar yeh rite


Saucy Boxcar i was talkin 2 him before


Saucy Boxcar he under muh bed


Spindler Saucecart dat was jebidiah


Spindler Saucecart he can shapeshift yeh


Saucy Boxcar neh it was him


Spindler Saucecart no


Saucy Boxcar told me choco in da sky


Spindler Saucecart jebidiah sej


Spindler Saucecart he put it in yo poopa


Saucy Boxcar i'm lik u a piece o shiet


Spindler Saucecart NO


Saucy Boxcar r u sure


Spindler Saucecart yeh


Spindler Saucecart u cant talk shiet 2 god


Saucy Boxcar tell him 2 get me cake


Saucy Boxcar need muh dessert


Spindler Saucecart yo


Spindler Saucecart he dont do shiet fo da bichez


Spindler Saucecart jus his homiez


Saucy Boxcar he will if i start lightin shiet on fire


Spindler Saucecart yeh


Spindler Saucecart he gon pizz all ova it


Spindler Saucecart and den pizz all ova u


Saucy Boxcar den give me cake


Spindler Saucecart den drown u in yo sorrowz


Saucy Boxcar take him 2 long


Saucy Boxcar he give me da run around


Spindler Saucecart u a ded man


Saucy Boxcar go do it muhself


Spindler Saucecart yeh u better


Spindler Saucecart or else


Saucy Boxcar or else i'm gon be waitin a decade fo his


bich azz 2 get me cake


Spindler Saucecart or else he gon stomp u thru da floor


Saucy Boxcar b4 he finally breaks down and goes 2 da st


ore


Spindler Saucecart no


God *Stomps Saucy Boxcar thru da floor*


 


~~The End~~


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