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hangwires mom is so old that she used to gang bang with the hebrews

hangwires mom is so old that she used to gang bang with the hebrews

And your mum is so fat she has lots of other smaller mums orbiting her   :tongue:

Your mum is soo fat she wore a malcom X t shirt and helecopters tried to land on her.

:tongue:  :tongue:

A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f**king bread, ask me

again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d

bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?

:tongue:

your joke fking sux

your joke fking sux

Do better

A bin man is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying

them into his dustbin lorry. He gets to one house where the bin

hasn't been left out, so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back

but still can't see it,.... so he knocks on the door. There's no answer, so

he knocks again.

Eventually a little Japanese bloke answers ... 'Harro'

'Alright mate,.... where's your bin?'

'I bin in the toilet having pee'

'No mate, where's your wheelie bin?'

'OK, I wheelie bin having wank'

olol good shit. :D

why do womean make good goalkeepers?

because they don't let balls in.

hangwires mom is so old that she used to gang bang with the hebrews

And your mum is so fat she has lots of other smaller mums orbiting her ? :tongue:

 

Your mum is soo fat she wore a malcom X t shirt and helecopters tried to land on her.

 

:tongue: ?:tongue:

Your mom's so fat that when she wore high heels she struck oil.  :eek:

An old couple living in a nursing home didn't have the need to have sex anymore. Instead, they often sat watching TV together and the woman just held her husband's limp penis in her hand. One evening when the woman was walking past a room belonging to another inhabitant of the nursing home she happened to take a quick look from the open door. She saw her husband sitting there watching TV with another old woman - who was holding his penis in her hand. She stormed enraged to the room and asked her husband:

"What does this woman have that I don't?"

The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said:

"Parkinson's disease."

bar har har! t3h funny this joek is

but but but!

how do you get 50 dead babies into a bucket?

with a blender!

how do you get them out?

with doritoes!

An old couple living in a nursing home didn't have the need to have sex anymore. Instead, they often sat watching TV together and the woman just held her husband's limp penis in her hand. One evening when the woman was walking past a room belonging to another inhabitant of the nursing home she happened to take a quick look from the open door. She saw her husband sitting there watching TV with another old woman - who was holding his penis in her hand. She stormed enraged to the room and asked her husband:

"What does this woman have that I don't?"

The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said:

"Parkinson's disease."

olololololo!!!   :thumbup:  :D  :D  :)  a winn@r si yuo!