My middle name is Josephina
Edit: real facts
I don't eat dog (only on holiday though).
I'm a nerd.
I have really small feet (depends on the company, but i wear size 4-6)
I have small hands.
My favorite band is tooliohead.
I killed a man to watch him die.
I've slept with 2 girls without ever learning their name.
I have the world's smallest penis (look for me in this years edition of the GBOR)
I read lots of books, so many in fact that I went through 7 last week alone.
I have over 400 anime CDs laying around my room most of it unwatched.
Sometimes I hit my sister hard like shes a guy and she bruises and cries.
My middle name goes well with my last name making me in to a famous Irish singer.
I hate Protestants with a passion and am openly biggoted.
Every day I see at least one random act of violence on the streets.
My friend informed me today he was in jail on Christmas day.
My other friend tried to marry a girl he met over the internet.
I've never bought an album in my life I don't think.
I pretend to be stupid but I'm really a genius.
Sometimes I tell lies for monetary gain.
I saw so many unhygenic and outright illegal goings on in McDonalds I would advise you never to eat there again.
I've went haggis hunting.
I almost moved to Australia when I was 12.
Once I masturbated 9 times in a day.
Another time I masturbated once when I was drugged out and rubbed a patch of skin off my penis that scabbed over.
I'm 100% sure that I like girls most days.
My right leg is shorter than my left leg.
I almost cut my finger off with a dogfood can.
I was born in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
My last name is spelled MOORHEAD.
Ninja Turtles rule.
After i had lost my baby teeth and my permanent teeth had grown in i had two rows of teeth on top, so the extra teeth had to be pulled.
I once broke a tooth chewing on a godzilla action figure.
My father was openly racist towards mexicans.
I was one of the youngest people in my county to gain a 1st Dan black belt. At age 11.
My middle name is Richard.
I'm one half Malaysian-Chinese & one half English.
I live in the same village as Shep.
My first relationship (we'll exclude Steph from this) has lasted 2 years 5 months and some days, and is still going strong.
For a Chinese person of northern blood (Hokkien) I'm about average height. In HK I'm considered a giant.
I used to watch my uncle photograph porn calanders.
I don't smoke.
In 2005 I will be competing in the Tang Soo Do World Champsionships in London. I expect to take home no less than 2 golds.
I am rather sheltered in no small part thanks to my parents. Not an easy feat because I live in the inner city.
I have a fear of dialing the phone and world atlases, especially Mercator projections.
I have four grandmothers, all dead before I was born.
I was nearly strangled by my dad when I was one.
I am skinny all over except for my ass.
I have yet to be in a relationship.
Whenever I see someone, usually I notice a red, yellow or green halo around their head. Red means hostile, yellow means neutral and green means friendly.
I don't know my middle name.
I broke my right leg in 3 places when I was younger.
I had dickheads go through my things and steal them from me at an airport.
I'm 18.
I rarely have 'serious' relationships.
I play ice hockey.
I'm not allowed to drive. Legally.
I am downloading gunbound right now and it is taking forever.