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My middle name is Josephina

Edit: real facts

I don't eat dog (only on holiday though).

I'm a nerd.

I have really small feet (depends on the company, but i wear size 4-6)

I have small hands.

My favorite band is tooliohead.

I killed a man to watch him die.

I've slept with 2 girls without ever learning their name.

I have the world's smallest penis (look for me in this years edition of the GBOR)

I read lots of books, so many in fact that I went through 7 last week alone.

I have over 400 anime CDs laying around my room most of it unwatched.

Sometimes I hit my sister hard like shes a guy and she bruises and cries.

My middle name goes well with my last name making me in to a famous Irish singer.

I hate Protestants with a passion and am openly biggoted.

Every day I see at least one random act of violence on the streets.

My friend informed me today he was in jail on Christmas day.

My other friend tried to marry a girl he met over the internet.

I've never bought an album in my life I don't think.

I pretend to be stupid but I'm really a genius.

Sometimes I tell lies for monetary gain.

I saw so many unhygenic and outright illegal goings on in McDonalds I would advise you never to eat there again.

I've went haggis hunting.

I almost moved to Australia when I was 12.

Once I masturbated 9 times in a day.

Another time I masturbated once when I was drugged out and rubbed a patch of skin off my penis that scabbed over.

I'm 100% sure that I like girls most days.

I was born in West Germany.

I went straight to college after high school.

My first job was bagging groceries.

I double-jointed thumbs.

My hair grows very quickly.

I have size 12 feet.

I am 6 feet tall.

People think I am Mexican and always speak Spanish to me.

I know 3-4 languages.

I am 22.

I've been on the honour roll ever since they started keeping track in grade 6, grade 12 now gg.

oh and i like to eat anything that is edible from the sea and i also like eggplant lool

I'm a liberal democrat.

Wo, I never would have thought.

My right leg is shorter than my left leg.

I almost cut my finger off with a dogfood can.

I was born in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

My last name is spelled MOORHEAD.

Ninja Turtles rule.

After i had lost my baby teeth and my permanent teeth had grown in i had two rows of teeth on top, so the extra teeth had to be pulled.

I once broke a tooth chewing on a godzilla action figure.

My father was openly racist towards mexicans.

I have a hole on the top of my left ear

I'm 100% pure-blooded Korean

I like Kimchee

I've never seen snow

I surf and bodyboard

I hate religion

My father wants me to move with him to South Korea

I don't celebrate Christmas, Birthdays, or any other holiday.

I was one of the youngest people in my county to gain a 1st Dan black belt. At age 11.

My middle name is Richard.

I'm one half Malaysian-Chinese & one half English.

I live in the same village as Shep.

My first relationship (we'll exclude Steph from this) has lasted 2 years 5 months and some days, and is still going strong.

For a Chinese person of northern blood (Hokkien) I'm about average height. In HK I'm considered a giant.

I used to watch my uncle photograph porn calanders.

I don't smoke.

In 2005 I will be competing in the Tang Soo Do World Champsionships in London. I expect to take home no less than 2 golds.

I am rather sheltered in no small part thanks to my parents. Not an easy feat because I live in the inner city.

I have a fear of dialing the phone and world atlases, especially Mercator projections.

I have four grandmothers, all dead before I was born.

I was nearly strangled by my dad when I was one.

I am skinny all over except for my ass.

I have yet to be in a relationship.

Whenever I see someone, usually I notice a red, yellow or green halo around their head. Red means hostile, yellow means neutral and green means friendly.

I don't know my middle name.

I broke my right leg in 3 places when I was younger.

I had dickheads go through my things and steal them from me at an airport.

I'm 18.

I rarely have 'serious' relationships.

I play ice hockey.

I'm not allowed to drive. Legally.

I am downloading gunbound right now and it is taking forever.