nemo wins the wallet award
I saw a guy here at school with one of those, I was jeolus :D
What's in your wallet?
Front-right pocket:
--Cell (Motorola C353)
--House keys
Front-left pocket:
--Money
--ChapStick
--Extra chewing gum
Back-right:
--Wallet
I don't keep my money in my wallet... growing up in NJ my Brooklyn-raised dad always told me to keep my money and wallet seperate, this way if I got mugged I could give them my wallet and have no financial loss. It's easier keeping money in yer pocket anyway, don't have to keep getting the wallet out.
Wallet contents. Let's see, in my open wallet (which is lamb skin) you see my school ID and learner's permit. Underneath the permit is a piece of paper saying I'm severely allergic to demerol, just in case. Behind the school ID is a card saying I can do CPR and a temporary school ID, because I haven't taken it out yet.
EDIT: Forgot that also not pictured are: a small sheet of paper with my locker combo, my bank card and my ATM card.
Above the wallet are two cards from a local coffee shop. If I get 12 stamps between the two of those I get a free drink.
Under the GAY PIMP ANDREW thing are two sex tips from Cosmo, and to the right of those is a German candy wrapper.
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nemo wins the wallet award
I saw a guy here at school with one of those, I was jeolus? :D
Any schmoe can buy one. They're really nothing special.
Yes, I qualified because my penis is huge and I'm cool. Fag.
Do you understand the english language? I simply pointed out things lose their novelty appeal when everyone and their mom has one. But I'm probably lying.
nemo wins the wallet award
I saw a guy here at school with one of those, I was jeolus :D
Any schmoe can buy one. They're really nothing special.
Yes, I qualified because my penis is huge and I'm cool. Fag.
Do you understand the english language? I simply pointed out things lose their novelty appeal when everyone and their mom has one. But I'm probably lying.
Oh yessir-ee, but you have to realize that when some average Joe has it, it's lame and unoriginal. When I, on the other hand, have it, I'm utterly awesome, charismatic, edgy and what have you
nemo wins the wallet award
I saw a guy here at school with one of those, I was jeolus? :D
Any schmoe can buy one. They're really nothing special.
Yes, I qualified because my penis is huge and I'm cool. Fag.
Do you understand the english language? I simply pointed out things lose their novelty appeal when everyone and their mom has one. But I'm probably lying.
Oh yessir-ee, but you have to realize that when some average Joe has it, it's lame and unoriginal. When I, on the other hand, have it, I'm utterly awesome, charismatic, edgy and what have you
You've always been the coolest swede around in my eyes. :cool:
nemo wins the wallet award
I saw a guy here at school with one of those, I was jeolus :D
Any schmoe can buy one. They're really nothing special.
Yes, I qualified because my penis is huge and I'm cool. Fag.
Do you understand the english language? I simply pointed out things lose their novelty appeal when everyone and their mom has one. But I'm probably lying.
Oh yessir-ee, but you have to realize that when some average Joe has it, it's lame and unoriginal. When I, on the other hand, have it, I'm utterly awesome, charismatic, edgy and what have you
You've always been the coolest swede around in my eyes. :cool:
I wasn't aware that there were any other cool swedes around :cool:
Where's zedd :(
