Wishing well

l0bstar · Post by **l0bstar** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 2:49 am

I wish Cotton was a monkey.

Himmelstossen · Post by **Himmelstossen** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 6:24 am

I wish for a blonde with a slim figure and a nice pair of melons and a brain to be my beded life ..... and mabey my wedded wife sometime later ;0

Axe · Post by **Axe** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 7:47 am

I wish I had money to spend.

caoutchouc · Post by **caoutchouc** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 6:41 pm

I wish for a blonde with a slim figure and a nice pair of melons and a brain to be my beded life ..... and mabey my wedded wife sometime later ;0

You cant have slim and big boobs and brain, you only get 2 of the three at any given time, sorry

Himmelstossen · Post by **Himmelstossen** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 10:42 pm

fuck.... ummm....

well.... Damn.... what are my options? :

boobs and brains

slim and boobs

slim and brains...

Im sure u have all 3 cao, at least thats one person in this world.

I think I can live with slim and brains... boobs will probably lactate later anyway mabeys ;0

oh shit I forgot blonde... well I guess brains kinda narrows that down doesn't it.... lol jk ;)

wvu blonde ppl ... ;)

caoutchouc · Post by **caoutchouc** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 10:52 pm

Har har har

The only thing I can promise you is blonde and brains.. sorry

fr0d · Post by **fr0d** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 1:24 am

Boobs and brains are inversly proportional.

I have related it to this equation

ln(B/Bo) = -k(m)

Basically B is brains, with Bo being the most smartest person in the worlds IQ, -k is a correlation constant related to the income level of the girl (that affects hotness, usually k = 0.05), and m is the melon size (boobs)

As you can plainly see, as intelegence increases, boob size decreases. However as intellegence decreases, boobsize increases.

It's a catch 22 you know.