I pretend they are phone sex operators and tell them they suck at their job.
I pretend they are phone sex operators and tell them they suck at their job.
They're getting paid by the hour, so whether you talk to them or not they're still getting paid.
I know, but constant rudeness and minor failures is just a real downer.
start making sexual noises and say shit like "oh yeah baby keep talking" while u smack ur leg or something to simulate jerk noises...
I havn't tried it yet but Im sure its worth a laugh..
a lot of the time you'll find they are paid on comission, well at least they are here.
i handle them by generally saying 'no thanks' and hanging up, or sometimes i get pissed i yell at them and tell them to never ever call me again and take me off the list before i take action. i would never take action but it sorta makes them either get pissed off themselves or they make stupid excuses - win win
I never get these calls, but if I did I would just say no thanks and hang right up.
I'll upload u guys a fucking hilarious survey gone wrong coutesy of British Telecom which Coma sent me ages ago... its fucking gold.. I'll upload next chance I get.
I once tried to sell a telemarketer a box of misc computer parts. It didn't work.
No matter who they ask for, and since I'm a youngin' they usually are calling for my parents, they aren't home. I can always tell it's a telemarketer because they pronounce our last name wrong.
They don't even bother with names when they call us... they just get straight to business.. do ya wanna buy a menkey?