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Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 12:44 am
by KodiaK

I pretend they are phone sex operators and tell them they suck at their job.


Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 12:47 am
by Chomps

They're getting paid by the hour, so whether you talk to them or not they're still getting paid.

I know, but constant rudeness and minor failures is just a real downer.



Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 6:45 am
by Himmelstossen

start making sexual noises and say shit like "oh yeah baby keep talking" while u smack ur leg or something to simulate jerk noises...


 


 


I havn't tried it yet but Im sure its worth a laugh..



Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 7:43 am
by mr_lee

a lot of the time you'll find they are paid on comission, well at least they are here.


 


i handle them by generally saying 'no thanks' and hanging up, or sometimes i get pissed i yell at them and tell them to never ever call me again and take me off the list before i take action. i would never take action but it sorta makes them either get pissed off themselves or they make stupid excuses - win win



Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 9:35 pm
by Newton

I never get these calls, but if I did I would just say no thanks and hang right up.


Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 3:20 am
by Himmelstossen

I'll upload u guys a fucking hilarious survey gone wrong coutesy of British Telecom which Coma sent me ages ago... its fucking gold.. I'll upload next chance I get.


Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 12:53 am
by Sabin

I once tried to sell a telemarketer a box of misc computer parts. It didn't work.


Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 7:42 am
by Seraph

No matter who they ask for, and since I'm a youngin' they usually are calling for my parents, they aren't home. I can always tell it's a telemarketer because they pronounce our last name wrong.


Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 3:21 am
by Himmelstossen

They don't even bother with names when they call us... they just get straight to business.. do ya wanna buy a menkey?