Damn, I wish I still had that Playboy cover with the Olsen Twins photoshopped on there. Oh well. They used to frequent the party scene out here in LA. Well, at these parties they go in with their escorts (security), sit around, do nothing to enjoy themselves, and if anyone approaches them to ask them if they want to hang out with them or even asking if they want a drink they start to toss out that they are richer than them. Money just flat out spoiled them.
dude, if i was in that situation id be all like this
Blimpet: Yo, you wanna fux those chix?
Security: Don't force me to kick your ass.
Blimpet: Come on, man. I know you've been thinking about it.
Security: What type of pervert are you? They're too young!
Blimpet: Yeah, but you gotta admit that be some tight pussy, eh?
Security: LOL rgr ?;)
Blimpet: ?:naughty:
Security: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty:
Blimpet: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty:
Blimpet: :naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: :naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: :naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty:
Security: :naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: :naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: :naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: :naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: :naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: :naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty: ?:naughty:?
Blimpet: So you wanna let's fuck 'em.
Security: 10-4 good buddy
Blimpet: gj
And then it it would all end in a nice happy gang bang.