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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2003 3:24 am
by nimec
i thought the bald dude was supposed to be kindred d;
The bald dude was Kindred, the pale-skinned guy actually was coma (get it, he's a goth, Cat did not make this obvious) and the guy always with Cat seems to fluctuate between Shep and Chomps. ?The reader is advised to move past these discrepancies.
hmmm maybe we should start over then........
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 4:13 am
by rudesmurf
no, i understood what cat did :D and thought it was incredibly funny. it fit perfectly.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 11:38 pm
by Chomps
As the entire Earth exploded, Cat awoken! ?She was a bit shook-up and had a headache, but was warm and cozy in her extra, extra large bed wearing her safety helmet. ?Could this have all been a dream? ?Cat could not tell for sure, but before she could figure anything out, she noticed someone in bed next to her, snoring...

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 12:16 am
by roadeh
k i am after you then, and this story better not die after i add mine. or i will be mad! :monocle:
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 12:18 am
by rudesmurf
k i am after you then, and this story better not die after i add mine. or i will be mad! :monocle:
fuck, I posted as roadeh yet AGAIN. No wonder he has so many more posts than I do. ?:(
.....
Cat pulled down the covers to discover BuG!! She was so shocked, that even though she was wearing her helmut, she hit her head so hard on the back board of her extra, extra large bed (however, not as large as an XBOX) that she became dizzy and disorientated. BuG was so happy that he finally was able to have sex with an asian girl. Proud, he decided to flex his muscle to prove his worthiness, when suddenly...
http://www.rudesmurf.com/story.jpg
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:30 pm
by BuG
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOobest thread ever sory d';
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:25 pm
by fr0d
...it turned it to be a massive boil building up in bugs bicep. So when he flexed it exploded a shot out the biggest zit head ANY one in the history of man has ever seen. Both Cats and Bugs eyes met, and both their eyes quickly parted and fallowed the flying mass of pussy bloody goop flying across the room!
http://www.badbeats.com/fr0d/story3.JPG
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 11:48 pm
by Chomps
The goo flew out the window and high into the air, past a flight of two US F-16's, led by Marshall Law. ?Thinking that a patriot missile battery was firing on them, Marshall targeted the source, Cat's house, and returned fire with an air-to-ground missile...

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 2:35 am
by Michael-Corleone
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 2:36 am
by Chomps
this shit sucks you fags
yes neckeh