Joke

hangwire · Post by **hangwire** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 2:09 pm

Your mom's so fat that when she wore high heels she struck oil. ?:eek:

Your mums so fat that when she walks her legs talk to each other

"i let you past"

"i let you by"

"i let you past"

"i let you by"

hangwire · Post by **hangwire** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 2:11 pm

how do you get 50 dead babies into a bucket?
with a blender!

how do you get them out?

with doritoes!

How do you make a dead baby flote?

A glass of coke and two scoops of dead baby.

Angeldust · Post by **Angeldust** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 11:12 pm

how do you get 50 dead babies into a bucket?
with a blender!

how do you get them out?

with doritoes!

How do you make a dead baby flote?

A glass of coke and two scoops of dead baby.

lolollo

nismo · Post by **nismo** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 9:49 am

A bin man is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying
them into his dustbin lorry. He gets to one house where the bin

hasn't been left out, so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back

but still can't see it,.... so he knocks on the door. There's no answer, so

he knocks again.

Eventually a little Japanese bloke answers ... 'Harro'

'Alright mate,.... where's your bin?'

'I bin in the toilet having pee'

'No mate, where's your wheelie bin?'

'OK, I wheelie bin having wank'

llol

Stiffer · Post by **Stiffer** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 10:04 am

:D :D :D

mr_gee · Post by **mr_gee** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 2:36 am

;loolloololl