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I bet u never washed that tire again and mounted it over the fireplace.. :)

thats pretty yucky especially when u said it smelled.. was it the fact that the friction of the car wheels had burned the goo a little or was it cause the body had been there for a while :eek: ?

don't stop now laura you're on a roll

don't stop now laura you're on a roll

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Yeah, there was human goo hanging from the bottom of our van  :eek:

 

It smelled terrible.

NICE

It smelled because my dad didn't wash it off till the next morning.

OK the tale of the corpse.

 

**Pika was hyping this story; I don't know why all my friend's think it's so amazing, but whatever

 

Alright.  My family (mom dad and brother) and I were driving on the freeway home from Red Lobster.  All of a sudden we go over a big lump in the road.  This is no squirrel or skunk.  Although it wasn't really substantial enough to be a deer.  So we all hope that it was a dog or something.  The drive home is rather sad after that. 

 

God I can't believe we hit that dog.  :(

 

When we get home we turn on the news... looks like there had been a homeless woman trying to cross the freeway and had been hit, and then subsequently run over by a bunch of cars after... our car was the 6th or something.  The police came to our house and questioned my parents and brother... and took samples from the bottom of our car.  Yeah, there was human goo hanging from the bottom of our van  :eek:

 

It smelled terrible.

omg... fkn sick. lucky you guys weren't the ones who killed her tho.

That's awesome you ran over a dead body, even if you didn't kill it (or did you?). How many people can seriously say they've done that? That's definitely one of the things I need to do before I die.

Hey Axe mabey u can kill two birds with one stone and run over yourself?

lol jk... I'd miss u to much ;0