Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2002 1:15 pm
Birds are the worst pets I can think of. They stink, make annoying noises, you can't pet them or cuddle them or sleep with them (lest you risk their head popping off), they can't show affection for a person, and they're not even pretty to look at. (Like fish.)
:smash: It's official now, birds suck.
You're dumber than a bird!! faghat, birds as pets pwn!!!
Hand Raised birds loved to be pat, and scratched. My bird wont stop yakking until I give him a little scratch behind his head before he goes to bed.
My Bird sleeps in a cage in my bedroom, and he doesn?t stink! Cause I do something called take him into the shower with me, and I clean his cage twice a week.
My Bird shows affection by giving kisses on your lip, and saying 'Love' or 'B.D. love' Sometimes he bites your lip though, but that?s what birds do.
WAIT :smash: fgt, your ass would be so red right now if I had a raping dog like they do in Scotland.
