Your attempt at humor has failed. And I dont reccomend you try again.
Countdown to war!
But seriously, Kindred, I apologize if you were offended by this, it was meant as half a satire (obviously I do not like death and killing of civilian populations) and half as plain fucking-around, although I would say it certainly isn't a joking matter for the armed forces.
Thx a lot. That joke killed the funny.