Posted: Mon May 24, 2004 8:40 am
my big tonail came off.
my big tonail came off.
teehee girls have cooties
Tuna fish is tasty, but everyone's telling me I'll die of mercury poisoning by eating it. To hell with them I say.
Tuna fish is tasty, but everyone's telling me I'll die of mercury poisoning by eating it. To hell with them I say.
WHY IS THERE MERCURY IN TUNA!
would you eat a rectal thermometer?1
NO THE TUNA IS ON MERCURY
1996 was a cool year. Much cooler than 2003.
So.... you can talk about anything here, well, im sitting here infront of my computer AND i SHould be working on a childrens book. WHAT CRAZY PERSON WOULD PUT ME IN CHARGE OVER CHILDRENS MINDS???!! Anyways, the book will only be published in china and russia and south america anyways and thoose little twats has it comming to them, i will devine and conquer there fragile little minds. SO i have been out to a place called the dancing dingo, frankly its one of thoose places you should stop going too cause either I or my friends have had relationships or shorter encaounters (nice description huh?) with half of the crowd there. Anyways, they have new staff there now, thats a good thing. so we where there and left my visa card in the bar (shes such a slut) and we had generally FUN! I tried to set my little flightattendant of a sister up with a man named david who has a HUGE snauch and you know what people say.. big nose... big nosewarmer. But THAT didnt work. Give david an icq message if you feel like it, his icq is [well Im sober now :p] and now, Im blasted and if i remember his icq number then he has it comming. ANYWAYS ofcause i would set my sister up with MR LEE if he would only drag his cute little but to the northern hemispher. (shame on you!) Anyways, I was told one could talk about ANYTHING here but that ddnt worj, alex refuses to tell me what size he has and petur just wanna play cs, so I guess I will make some plans on taking over the worls instead of wasting more time on YOU you sad pathetic little dwarfs.
Oh Freudian slip, what I ment to say was LUB YOU ALL!
My girlfriend left me and I quit cs
something wrong with this picture?
My girlfriend left me and I quit cs
something wrong with this picture?
yea, cs is cool