Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:20 am
dis is prairie vole bullshit sone wtfffff
dis is prairie vole bullshit sone wtfffff
so theres 3 construction workers, taking a lunch break on top of the skyscraper they're building. An chinese, italian and a newfie.
Chinese worker : If I get sweet n sour pork one more time, I will jump off this building.
Next day he jumps off cause he gets the pork.
Italian worker : If I get spaghetti one more time imma jump off this building
Following day he follows through...
Newfie worker : If I get potatoes n shit one more time im gon jump off this building
he jumps as well the next day
At their funerals, chinese wife says : If only Chang told me he wanted something else to eat *cries*
Italian wife : If only Giovanni said he wanted me to make something else, I would've *cries*
Newfie wife : I don't know wtf happened Joe packed his own damn lunch