My grandma used to threaten me with a 'switch' (small limb from a tree, hurts like hell ;D) but she never actually hit me with one. I figured she meant business and I didn't want to try her. She's old school.
I can't ever remember my mom hitting me but I'm sure she probably popped me on the head when I got out of line. Probably me doing something I shouldn't have been. A couple days ago I said something stupid, and she jokingly threatened to kick my ass. So I kept it up, as a joke, and she kicked me square in the ass, also as a joke. Good thing it was a light joke hit, or else she may have broken my asshole (no joke). Broken assholes are NOT my idea of a good time.
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just kidding. i didn't have anyhting to add after "also,"