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My grandma used to threaten me with a 'switch' (small limb from a tree, hurts like hell ;D) but she never actually hit me with one.  I figured she meant business and I didn't want to try her.  She's old school.

I can't ever remember my mom hitting me but I'm sure she probably popped me on the head when I got out of line.  Probably me doing something I shouldn't have been.  A couple days ago I said something stupid, and she jokingly threatened to kick my ass.  So I kept it up, as a joke, and she kicked me square in the ass, also as a joke.  Good thing it was a light joke hit, or else she may have broken my asshole (no joke).  Broken assholes are NOT my idea of a good time.

Also,

just kidding.  i didn't have anyhting to add after "also,"

sometimes i just want to beat the fuck out of mothers who hit their children in the street and ask her how she feels. hmph.

i confronted a fat black lady who was hitting her kids for wanting to play a pinball game using her laundry quarters.  it was so scary :( i held my ground and the kids looked pleased.  i didn't hit her tho, however i was tempted d;

only once... dunno why tho :confused:

too young to remember

My parents have threatened before, and it was usually my fault, but have never hit me.  I get into shouting matches and shit with my dad at times.. but it never goes anywhere.  Even though Im his size and in better shape (my dad is a pretty big guy even though hes 50) I have enough respect not to challenge him like that.  And the way some of you people have hit your mothers?  I dont think I could ever do that.. no matter what she said or did.  Its another matter of respect.  Other then that.. Id probably get my ass beat by my older brother AND my father for some stupid shit like that.  Im sure you all had reasons though.  I dont see any of you was woman beaters.