I have a dog
My favorite cigarettes are Camel Lights
I like Aphex Twin
I do not have a lawn
I have a friend from Brazil
I have two living parents
I currently have Winamp on
I am a geek
I can speak piglatin fluently
I can say your name flawlessly with "ong" added at the end of every consonant
I can do the same with "et" at the end of every consonant
I've known all the lyrics to the "The Bug" by Soul Coughing, even though I haven't heard it for years, and never listened to it heavily any way
I have ten fingers
My head is buzzed
I have braces
My right eye is slightly more open than my left one
I have a twitch in my left eye at times
I prefer blue jeans above all other kinds of pants
I come from German and Irish descent
Sometimes I dick around on my machine and make music
I used to play the drums
My favorite draft beer is Guinness
My favorite canned beer Feldschlosschen
I used to be a metal head, now I like IDM and ambient works
I saw Kill Bill this year
If I didn't have beer, marijuana, and cigarettes, I'd kill myself
It annoys me that me and all my friends used to smoke and now that half of them quit, they constantly remind me of how harmful it is