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I have a dog

My favorite cigarettes are Camel Lights

I like Aphex Twin

I do not have a lawn

I have a friend from Brazil

I have two living parents

I currently have Winamp on

I am a geek

I can speak piglatin fluently

I can say your name flawlessly with "ong" added at the end of every consonant

I can do the same with "et" at the end of every consonant

I've known all the lyrics to the "The Bug" by Soul Coughing, even though I haven't heard it for years, and never listened to it heavily any way

I have ten fingers

My head is buzzed

I have braces

My right eye is slightly more open than my left one

I have a twitch in my left eye at times

I prefer blue jeans above all other kinds of pants

I come from German and Irish descent

Sometimes I dick around on my machine and make music

I used to play the drums

My favorite draft beer is Guinness

My favorite canned beer Feldschlosschen

I used to be a metal head, now I like IDM and ambient works

I saw Kill Bill this year

If I didn't have beer, marijuana, and cigarettes, I'd kill myself

It annoys me that me and all my friends used to smoke and now that half of them quit, they constantly remind me of how harmful it is

howdy big fella

you sound like a pretty cool customer - you should come on the chat and hang out

nice list of stuff too

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Heh. I'm no n00b. I've just been away for a while. :)

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Ok fo real this time!

- I want to bone the chick in Spechel Edd's post.

- I will be 20 on Feb. 5th

- I've never kissed a chick, but have been on plenty of dates (stfu)

- I absolutly loathe Utah and everything Utah.

- I'm in an accelerated college and will graduate in 22 months

- I really am the zodiac killer.

- I have never killed another living person.

- My favorite soda is Diet Pepsi, you get used to the taste ;0

- I have never, ever, read a manual or book on PC repair or construction, yet I have built over 40 machines from scratch and people call me up all the time to unfuck what they have fucked.

- I'm str8 as an arrow.

- mr_lee makes me want to be an Aussie

- I bought my first car when I was 16 years old.

- I sank my first car when I was 18 years old in the Salt Lake.

- I used to be a good driver, now I am the biggest fucking asshole you will ever meet on the road, years of abuse at the hands of fucktard mormons turned me this way.

- I like the Mormon religion, but hate the followers.

this is my first and last ever post oh shi-

My middle name is Per

I havent been here for ages, which really sucks :(

I own 2 midget hamsters called shrimpy and minime

I work at a gadjet store (http://www.teknikmagasinet.se)

I have a thing for latina girls

I own a rally car

I play ice hockey

I am a sex abuser

I weigh 200 pounds

I drink way too much

I once mixed coke, xtc, ketamine, weed and whiskey before clubbing in vancouver

Ive spent a night in greek prison

HELLO

I am mr_gee

I havent been here for ages, which really sucks :(

HOLY FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK ITS ZEDD FUCK FUCK ZEDD WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN I SWEAR TO GOD GET THE FUCK ON IRC RIGHT THIS SECOND YOU MIDGET ABUSING WHORE

I work at a gadjet store (http://www.teknikmagasinet.se)

 

 

I weigh 200 pounds

1) Nerd, haha.

2) You are a filthy fucking liar, or, incapable of using anything but the metric system (represent)

Oh yeah, the koppartrans shirt you got some year ago is 20% the price what it used to be then. hurr hurr.