fr0d, you go through some seriously crazy physical changes.
First I remember you being chubby, then ripped, then chubby, then ripped.
Yea, it's usually correlated to how much sex I'm getting. If I'm getting lots of sex, I'm not going to the gym. And I'm also impressing said girl by cooking lots of food for her. Then we both get fat and I move away usually.
When I'm up in the stix, I have nothing to do, so I work out. No sex, means I don't cook fancy meals, just eat cans of tuna and sometiems duck a l'orange. Then I get ripped. It's a nice cycle.
Himmel dude, you're gonna get more then a beer when you come and visit. I might even get you keg!
I'll throw an 'It's my internet friend from australia' kegger in your name.