- I can completely seal my nostrils using my upper lip
- I can raise my eyebrows alternately
- I can hock a luge about thirty feet
- I actually remember Beta 5
- I have never been to a concert
- I play ice hockey
- I make fun of fauxhawks
- I used to smoke, but now that I quit, I constantly remind my smoker friends about how harmful it is
- I hate people who think they're all hard because they smoke
- I walk around downtown checking out ghetto skateshops
- I don't think I'll be able to get a car until I'm out of college
- I make fun of people wearing Che Guevarra t-shirts
- I remember ;0 back when it had a profile page that would always get h4x0red
- I suddenly wanted to learn Kendo after watching Kill Bill
- I'm a very good t-shirt ninja
- I constantly talk about how good Mac OS X is because it's based on Unix, but I still continue using Lindows box