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Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 12:41 pm
by Axe
Being the movie reviewer/l33t haxor/ninja that I am, I was able to get a early viewing of the new movie Star Wars: Attack of the Clones.
Three years have passed since the last film and it has given us just enough time to forget the mistake that was The Phantom Menace. In this film there are more action scenes along with lots of special effects and some cheesy love story as well. It has a number of the same characters, and a few new characters come into the picture as well.
Some shots:
Anakin. Can't you tell how full of teen angst he is? Crawling in my skiiiiiiiiiiin!
Jar Jar Binks. Why oh why did they bring him back, why?
Princess Amadala. With more hot hot steamy head gear action. OMG U'LL CUM!!1
Arse-kickin Yoda.
My Star Wars knowlege on a scale of 1-10 is somewhere in the range of -5, so please be aware I may have spelled a name wrong or something.
While this film has an improvement over the last Star Wars, it is still lacking from the originals. The film ends at an odd time, making it seem more like you're watching part of a mini-series than an actual movie. On a scale of 1-10 I'd give it a solid 8. It's entertaining, but the plot is lacking. Sure it's worth seeing on a rainy day, or to catch up with all your Star Wars geek friends. I predict just like the last one people will flock to it just because it has Star Wars in the name, find out it didn't live up to their expectations, and George Lucas will laugh once again all the way to the bank.
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 2:00 pm
by pr0kch0p
hrmmmm, my mormon friend told me it was the best movie he had ever seen.
i'm gonna check it out because yoda kicks some ass and i am pretty ..... ?thats enough for me to see it.
Edit: No spoilers unless you give the person half a page to scroll down clearly stating a spoiler is coming. Like this...
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Spoiler
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Darth vader is lukes father omg!
Edit edit: not that i care but some people do...
-MikeJ
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 10:05 pm
by Michael-Corleone
olool gogo storm troopars
Posted: Wed May 15, 2002 2:26 pm
by floyd
Darth vader is lukes father omg!
NOO!!!! YOU'VE SPOILED IT ALL!!!! AAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!
:)
Posted: Wed May 15, 2002 6:14 pm
by Blimpet
I'm seeing it solely for Boba Fett's father and the clone army of about a trillion Fett clones (WHOOPSIES!!! DID I SPOIL ANYTHING???).
Posted: Wed May 15, 2002 10:31 pm
by pr0kch0p
sorry mieky, i didn't realize that was a spoiler ;0
Posted: Wed May 15, 2002 10:50 pm
by MikeJ
Posted: Thu May 16, 2002 10:19 pm
by Kungfubar
I agree like 99.9% with you axe
very entertaining, yoda r0x0rs j00r b0x0rs and cool battle scenes
but its missing something
you are right, a plot ;D
best part.. well... other then yodas fight scene the best part would be that jar jar only has like 3 lines :thumbup:
Posted: Fri May 17, 2002 12:11 am
by Sabin
I'm seeing it solely for Boba Fett's father and the clone army of about a trillion Fett clones (WHOOPSIES!!! DID I SPOIL ANYTHING???).
Actually, there is a theory that Boba Fett IS a clone of Jengo (or whatever his name is) Fett. This is revealed in one of the books that come after ep 6 in the timeline. If lucas is going to stick to this or not is unknown but despite the gapping plot holes opened in ep 1 he does have a thing for continuity, including what has been written in the books.
Posted: Fri May 17, 2002 1:08 am
by Kungfubar
I'm seeing it solely for Boba Fett's father and the clone army of about a trillion Fett clones (WHOOPSIES!!! DID I SPOIL ANYTHING???).
Actually, there is a theory that Boba Fett IS a clone of Jengo (or whatever his name is) Fett. This is revealed in one of the books that come after ep 6 in the timeline. If lucas is going to stick to this or not is unknown but despite the gapping plot holes opened in ep 1 he does have a thing for continuity, including what has been written in the books.
** spoiler dont read below if liek you havent seen it D; **
he is :P have you seen it yet? it explains it in like one line in the movie