blood from the sack

macabre · Post by **macabre** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 1:09 pm

ok well so my ex-girlfriend was shaven.. down there. and I figured, hey, I liked that, I'll try it.

so... I get out razors... scissors... and I start snipping at my patch.

these scissors are fucking sharp, kids. I get as much as im comfortable with cutting with scissors on my patch, and I move on to my ball hair.

*snip, snip, snip* *FUCK*

omg, my jaw drops... I've just cut open my sack. WHAT THE FUCK. what do i do?

I assess the damage. I cut through the first layer of skin and under a hair follicle... not looking too bad, it's only like a half centimeter cut in two directions. so I have a little skin flap.

i put neosporin on it. and a bandaid. got out some buzzers, buzzed the rest of the hair off. hopped in the bath... continued shaving :)

well asside from the bandaid and the jitters, i feel pretty good about my juevos(sp?).

so uh, let's go out some time, i'll cheat on you.

Stiffer · Post by **Stiffer** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:23 pm

omfg i have never cut open my sack shaving the stuff :x

a "smoothy" is cool! :P

Yucky1 · Post by **Yucky1** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:56 pm

use nair...

but make sure you leave it on for an hour.

BBnet3000 · Post by **BBnet3000** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 8:36 pm

"American Wedding" anyone?

macabre · Post by **macabre** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 3:10 am

use nair...

but make sure you leave it on for an hour.

I hear it smells like rotting flesh... because it eats your skin.

Himmelstossen · Post by **Himmelstossen** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 7:58 am

now everyone truthfally own up.. how many of you shave your pubes?

comone dun be shy.

Its just to make all the ppl who do it feel better :))))

Yucky1 · Post by **Yucky1** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 2:51 pm

use nair...

but make sure you leave it on for an hour.

I hear it smells like rotting flesh... because it eats your skin.

u gatta shower afterwards

macabre · Post by **macabre** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 7:16 am

omfg... I think I got a staph infection from shaving....

I told my mom i won $5 in a bet to shave my juevos and she should take me to the doctor before to get antiobiotics for my staph infection before i die. ... she was on the phone so she pointed at the juevos part and had a questioning look. I made a "wax off" motion above on my groin and she had a funny look. I gave her a shrug and she nodded.

so... more on that later... btw, im dying.

Newton · Post by **Newton** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 6:46 pm

omfg... I think I got a staph infection from shaving....

I told my mom i won $5 in a bet to shave my juevos and she should take me to the doctor before to get antiobiotics for my staph infection before i die. ... she was on the phone so she pointed at the juevos part and had a questioning look. I made a "wax off" motion above on my groin and she had a funny look. I gave her a shrug and she nodded.

so... more on that later... btw, im dying.

moral of the story: don't shave your bulls or else you might cut yourself and die

Stiffer · Post by **Stiffer** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 9:44 pm

moral is shave the sack otherwise the girl doesnt want to lick it