bai everyone im gonna be practically quitting semicolon-zero, cuz everyone asshole too me, well most peeps and i cant stand assholes, so bai everyone that is c00l i'll miss u all!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!1111111 /me loevs
#2 or #3 now? !kick rudesmurf
wyut
<dubey> I told you he be back
<dubey> lolo
should i pin this topic
i only came back to show u t3h topic. bai
oh well it's your choice.....
(again)
c u guys dont even care if i quit so y stay,,,,,,,,,,,
:rolleyes:
Things You Learn From Watching Porn
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not
scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blow job.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blow job will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy when having sex.
11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in
the background.
12. Those boobs are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his
half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan 'OH YEAH' when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they 'high five' each other. (and the woman isn't
disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes the
boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock
in his girlfriend's mouth.
18. There's a plot.
19. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by
giving her a gentle slap on the ass.
20. Nurses suck patients cocks.
21. Men always pull out.
22. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll
only be momentarily pissed off before fucking both of you.
23. Women never have headaches.
24. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind
her to 'suck it'
25. Assholes are clean.
26. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all
parties concerned.
27. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's pants and
find a cock there.
28. Men don't have to beg.
29. When standing during a blow job, a man will always place one hand firmly
on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
30. Pigtails = handlebars.