Funny Logs from #semicolon-zero

[Heners_UK]

ROAHEH AND THE FGTS HE LIVES NEAR:

Session Start: Fri Feb 15 16:59:40 2002

Session Ident: #semicolon-zero

[16:59] *** Now talking in #semicolon-zero

[16:59] *** Topic is '[ Old forums = hacked, new forums = not hacked - http://www.semicolon-zero.com/cgi-bin/ikon...d/ikonboard.cgi | Sign up today! | h@x'

[16:59] *** Set by roadeh on Fri Feb 15 06:41:49

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[16:59] <coma|mapping> y hello minkee with your sweet assbiting mouth

[16:59] <Minkee> ;0

[16:59] * Minkee bites

[16:59] <coma|mapping> :0->-<

[17:00] <Minkee> hahaha my cs otf topic got 30 replies.. i wonder if anyone made anymore pics

[17:00] <Heners_UK> http://www.heners.co.uk/grimfandangoavatar.gif

[17:00] <roadeh chillin> ollo some chick is swearing at her boyfriend outside

[17:00] <Heners_UK> New avatar

[17:00] <Heners_UK> record it

[17:00] <Minkee> roadeh si she hot?

[17:01] <roadeh chillin> I cant see them

[17:01] <roadeh chillin> i'll tell them to stfu

[17:01] <Heners_UK> 0l0l

[17:01] <coma|mapping> take your pants of and go outside

[17:01] <coma|mapping> and say "hallo, what is teh fkin problem"

[17:01] <roadeh chillin> I would but im waiting for teh bed to arive

[17:01] <roadeh chillin> pllo

[17:01] <Minkee> start whacking it with your pants off infront of the window and when they see you, turn away like you thought they didn't se you

[17:02] <coma|mapping> llo

[17:02] <Heners_UK> Or better yet

[17:02] <Heners_UK> put on some fetish gear and go beat them with whips

[17:02] <Minkee> HAHAA

[17:02] <Heners_UK> Seeing as we are giving him fuked up ideas

[17:02] <Minkee> say with a gay voice "anyone want a spanking?"

[17:02] <Minkee> and grab the guys arm

[17:02] <Minkee> ooo you are strongggg

[17:02] <Minkee> ;0

[17:02] <Minkee> har har

[17:02] <Heners_UK> Goatse them and write a message on the inside of your ass "STFU"

[17:03] <roadeh chillin> www.goatse.cx

[17:03] <p0d chillin> i have a freind with the most dirtiest fucking words that you would ever hear

[17:03] <Heners_UK> I would loev to hear them

[17:03] <p0d chillin> you would be creaming in your pants

[17:03] <roadeh chillin> can we have examples?

[17:03] <Minkee> yes i want to cream my pants

[17:03] <Minkee> :D

[17:03] <Minkee> cocksuckalotuscumonus?

[17:04] <p0d chillin> can i put on my strap on and cum in your mouths

[17:04] <p0d chillin> just warming up

[17:04] <p0d chillin> esasy niw

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[17:04] <Minkee> my pants aren't creaming

[17:04] <Heners_UK> I know

[17:04] <Heners_UK> Pour cream (dairy cream) on your dick and walk out without ur pants on and tell them to continue as your beating off to it

[17:05] <Heners_UK> Or do beat off to it and do the same

[17:05] <Minkee> HAHAHHA

[17:05] <p0d chillin> my fanny is chilling on ice coz you aint arousing me

[17:05] *** comaә     ;mapping is now known as coma|cs

[17:05] <p0d chillin> enogh!!

[17:05] <Minkee> or walkout side and sit in the yard

[17:05] <Minkee> and try to suck yourself and say "I CAN'T REACH IT"

[17:05] <Heners_UK> Or walk up to them with a video cam and like get up close and in thier face

[17:05] <Minkee> "Can i get some help here?"

[17:05] <p0d chillin> feel the walls asit tickles my vagina

[17:06] <Minkee> still nothing here sir

[17:06] <p0d chillin> shes trying sir

[17:06] <Minkee> sir, i need visuals

[17:06] <Minkee> get her in here

[17:06] <p0d chillin> she aint got the hang of it yet

[17:06] <p0d chillin> maybeyou can warm her up a bit

[17:06] <Minkee> tell her to dl irc

[17:06] <Minkee> and come in here

[17:06] <p0d chillin> she sits right next to me now

[17:07] <Heners_UK> Hey

[17:07] <Minkee> oh REALLEH?

[17:07] <Minkee> why aren't you banging her?

[17:07] <p0d chillin> realleh

[17:07] <Heners_UK> Can someone make my custom title on the forums "I think fucked up shit"

[17:07] <Minkee> ;0

[17:07] <p0d chillin> hmm

[17:07] <p0d chillin> good point

[17:07] <Heners_UK> You dont ahve a webcam do you p0d?

[17:07] <p0d chillin> i do

[17:07] <p0d chillin> a digital cam

[17:07] <p0d chillin> can send

[17:07] <Minkee> SEND

[17:07] <p0d chillin> you a pic

[17:07] <Minkee> ;0

[17:08] <Minkee> give me the pic and i can upload it

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[17:08] <Minkee> ;0 ;0

[17:09] <p0d chillin> here it comes

[17:09] <roadeh chillin> ;0->`<

[17:09] <Minkee> P0d i could warm her up, but sir this is a sausage fest

[17:10] <p0d chillin> she wants to give you a blue moon is that cool

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[17:11] <p0d chillin> you ant more

[17:11] <Minkee> wut?

[17:11] <Minkee> :D

[17:11] <Minkee> wut?

[17:11] <p0d chillin> maybe " she says" you could fu\ck her up the arse with a huge penetrating pensi

[17:12] <Minkee> fuck her inthe ass? well thats classy ;0 haha

[17:12] <Heners_UK> http://www.semicolon-zero.com/cgi-bin....t=2&st=

[17:12] <Heners_UK> You'll like that

[17:12] <p0d chillin> Annie Lennox - No More I Love You's (Junior Vasquez Mix)

[17:12] <Minkee> umm guys... i can't play isketch

[17:12] <Minkee> i am kind of banned..

[17:12] <Minkee> again

[17:12] <Minkee> ..

[17:12] <p0d chillin> jean-jacques smoothie - 2 people

[17:12] <Minkee> i kept drawing penises and stuff

[17:13] <Minkee> why don't you slowly take her clothes off p0d and have her freakout as you kiss her sexy naked body HAR HAR CYBAR TIME

[17:13] <Minkee> COMA ASL WANNA CYBAR?

[17:13] * Minkee takes offp ants

[17:14] <Minkee> so where are my naked pictures?

[17:14] <p0d chillin> easy now cmon you can do better than that

[17:14] <Heners_UK> when my dad brought his new wife home for the first time (i.e. before they were married) he said (with sincerity) "dont worry when I take my trousers off, im just relaxing"

[17:15] <p0d chillin> you wanna see some more huh

[17:15] <Minkee> HAHAHHAA heners your dad pwns

[17:15] <Minkee> in my house, if your pants are off, you are a freak

[17:15] <Heners_UK> I feel like putting that in the topic

[17:15] <Heners_UK> But its wrong to quote yourself

[17:15] <p0d chillin> she said"i am so excited i am gonna pull my dick over it'

[17:15] <Minkee> HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[17:15] <Minkee> as;lkdfas;djf

[17:16] <Minkee> I CAN PULL MY VAGINA FLAPS OVER p0DS HEAD

 

HAHAHAHH

 

Post yours

[mr_gee]

<SubMurged> NECKEH IS A FAG0T

that si mine

:(

[roadeh]

olol wtf. /me searches.

[MikeJ]

*** St_George is now known as St_George aweh

* St_George aweh is away, autoaway after (15) minutes of idle (m)

Lythium

you called?

*** nemo|cs is now known as nemo

[ 16:17:43 ] nemu, you there?

yooo

i forgot

gj

oh yeah.. is that wc3 you got just an image of the cd they sent you? or did you find teh hax for it

er?

rephrase

 

 

LMFAO :tongue:

[mr_gee]

looll

[coma]

Session Start: Thu Feb 07 03:31:42 2002

Session Ident: #support

*** Now talking in #support

*** Topic is 'Welcome to #support if you need anything please use the /part command'

*** Set by ChanServ on Tue Feb 05 22:30:17

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<coma|killing jews> hi, is there a way to detect and ban jews from entering my channel?

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<Kerpal> hel0 support

<Kerpal> how u d

<Kerpal> coma sucks

<Kerpal> he should die

<Kerpal> he should die

<Kerpal> he should die

<Kerpal> he should die

<Kerpal> he should die

<Kerpal> and then his corpse should be raped

<Kerpal> by monkeys

<Lyth|dod2> omfgz

<Kerpal> without condoms!

<Kerpal> i know icky

<Lyth|dod2> omfgz

<coma|killing jews> hi, is there a way to detect and ban jews from entering my channel?

<pikacheney> 19:24:29 <coma|mapping> fku jew

<pikacheney> 19:24:32 <coma|mapping> fku jew

<pikacheney> 19:24:33 <coma|mapping> fku jew

<pikacheney> 19:24:33 <coma|mapping> fku jew

<pikacheney> 19:24:34 <coma|mapping> fku jew

<Kerpal> coma is a racist

<Kerpal> he doesn't like blacks, jews, and probably especially gays

<Kerpal> thats a sexuality

<pikacheney> 19:24:58 <coma|mapping> fku jew

<pikacheney> 19:25:00 <coma|mapping> fku jew

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<Kerpal> im dumb :D

<pikacheney> 19:25:03 <coma|mapping> fku jew

<pikacheney> 19:25:04 <coma|mapping> fku jew

<pikacheney> if thati s not clear cut evidenec as to the fact that coma has a stick up his ass

<pikacheney> then i don't know what is

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<pikacheney> i'll bet the stick up his ass has a stick up it's stick-y ass

<pikacheney> lol

<pikacheney> gaythiopia

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<Kerpal> lol ok

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<Kerpal> pikacheney is a gay black jewish guy but so what?

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<Kerpal> you're probably gonna get banned by mr_133

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<Kerpal> he doesn't take this kind of shit

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<pikacheney> serioulsy D:

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<pikacheney> but coma dislikes everyone

<Kerpal> he almost banned bug

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<pikacheney> even lee

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<7     coma|killing jews> fku jew

* pikacheney slaps Lyth|dod2 around a bit with a large trout

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

*** Kerpal is now known as kerpal|killing com

*** kerpal|killing com is now known as kerpal|killingcoma

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

<coma|killing jews> fku jew

*** kerpal|killingcoma is now known as orthis

*** orthis is now known as kerpal|killingcoma

<coma|killing jews> fku jew its cs tiem

Session Close: Thu Feb 07 03:42:41 2002

 

<karmac0ma> hi, i wouldl ike to register a channel for my website

<Avalon|CS> i dont need help

<gehenna> sorry.

<KilledInAction> ??

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<theMOD> karmac0ma: What chan?

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<KilledInAction> [FMJ]Cprossu??

<theMOD> rA|-ninjamonkey: How may I help you?

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<karmac0ma> #manwax

<xK-RealiztiK> i got alot of support, even from the catacombs its not fair to allow CS one but not TFC

*** MiMiC sets mode: +v babyboi

<MiMiC> babyboi: What do you need help with?

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<Seven> HoPe|FooD: Welcome to #Support, how can we help you?

<theMOD> karmac0ma: ...what's the purpose?

<rA|-ninjamonkey> can i change my handle to rA|-ninjamonkey

<babyboi> i want a channel

<karmac0ma> its a gheysex channel

<gehenna> i'm sorry. we dont allow them anymore.

<theMOD> rA|-ninjamonkey: Yes, one second.

<gehenna> sorry.

<MiMiC> babyboi: whats the purpose of the channel?

<HoPe|FooD> i wish to register a channel

<HoPe|FooD> #starcraft

<babyboi> #clan-ex, counter-strike clan

<HoPe|FooD> if its possible

<theMOD> rA|-ninjamonkey: Done.

<xK-RealiztiK> .....

<MiMiC> its been taken

<MiMiC> can you think up another name?

<xK-RealiztiK> may i ask why?

<Seven> HoPe|FooD: nope, that channel is reserved.

<HoPe|FooD> i c

<karmac0ma> i like gheysex

<theMOD> karmac0ma: Okay, we obviously don't register those types of channels on GamesNET

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<gehenna> xK-RealiztiK: anything else?

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<theMOD> karmac0ma: They must be GAMING related.

<Seven> HoPe|FooD: for blizzard. and of course they will probably never take it :(

<theMOD> karmac0ma: Please /part.

<HoPe|FooD> #starcraftZ?

<babyboi> clanex

<karmac0ma> i play gheysex games

<babyboi> wait

<Seven> HoPe|FooD: that falls under the same thing.

<babyboi> #ex-clan

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<TerminX> Yes?

<HoPe|FooD> :(

<theMOD> !tb karmac0ma 15s I'm not register a gay-sex channel to you.

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Session Close: Thu Jan 24 04:17:44 2002

[nemo]

*** St_George is now known as St_George aweh

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<@nemo|cs> Lythium

<@nemo|cs> you called?

*** nemo|cs is now known as nemo

<@nemo> [ 16:17:43 ] <+Lythium> nemu, you there?

<+Lythium> yooo

<+Lythium> i forgot

<@nemo> gj

<+Lythium> oh yeah.. is that wc3 you got just an image of the cd they sent you? or did you find teh hax for it

<@nemo> er?

<@nemo> rephrase

 

 

LMFAO :tongue:

lolol

[Solids2k]

i w@nt wc3 test

[MadChild`]

NICE BIKE!

[dj_de]

lol nice coma