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Post some facts about yourself which other people most likely do not know. Who knows, it may be fun and interesting. I'll start.

My favorite color is blue.

My middle name is Joseph.

I am a twin.

I am deaf in my left ear.

I used to work in the same hospital I was born in.

I lived in Florida for six years.

I wear a retainer. (Not during the day you chuckleheads. It's not metal either, it's a clear plastic.)

I finished high school in May 2001.

I once placed first in a curling competition. Yes, curling.

I am the only black person on ;0

My mom and I have alternating birthdates, mine is 11-12, hers is 12-11

I wear size 15 shoes

I am a virgin.

my eyesight is 1200 in the right, 1400 in the left

I have no rl friends, just ol.

I work for Fedex

I have a huge wang.

In high school I could fit an entire hot dog in my mouth at once.

I didn't get my first kiss until I was 16.

I'm now 19 and have kissed 82 girls. (Yes I count, I decided to start counting when I started kissing girls I hadn't learnt the names of)

I have only had a handful of 'serious' relationships.

I once went sleepwalking in my house and used the toilet....against the wall downstairs....with my parents watching.

I want to be a barman.

4 years ago my family and I nearly moved out of the country to set up a guest house in Southern Ireland.

My parents still want to do it.

My full name is so Swedish it's silly, Sven Johan Love.

I don't have any foreign blood in me, counting lets say 300 years back (one jew in the family though. not racist.)

I want to be a bouncer, since I'm too stupid for any real work.

I love furious lingual orgies such as "Three Men in a boat (to say nothing of the dog)". I'll leave my own ability unsaid, though.

Eurosize 47 in shoes, 6'1, 185 pounds.

Share the birthday with the Swedish prince.

I'm whitey McWhiteson

I need to keep my assbeard in check monthly.

I try to grow sideburns but it doesn't help since my growth is blonde anyway.

I'm an awful attention whore.

I am jokingly horribly racist to my (adopted) southamerican little brother (see earlier emo thread), and I just pray to god he isn't taking it seriously.

This fall I applied for no less than 29 workplaces without a single response.

Like many other guys, I covet the girls who despise me, and ignore the ones that show great interest in me.

I'm also a cynical asshole by choice and lack of conformity.

My doctor did not finish my circumcision when I was born.

I was born in California, then moved to Missouri, then Florida, then Mississippi, then finally Texas.

My middle name is Joseph.

I've only had one serious relationship, but i've had 10 girlfriends.

I'm a liberal democrat.

I want to be a chef when I grow up, and live in England.

I once posted in this thread

I am currently listening to Suffragette city by David Bowie

I don`t really have anything to write that would be worth reading

I don`t really have anything to write that would be worth reading

Didn't stop anybody else.

Edit: I love you all.

My middle name is Joseph.

My middle name is Joseph.

Michael Joseph Corleone?