One day, Minkee was walking around Cannibal Bay looking for something to eat. The only problem is Minkee is a vegetarian. Being around the bay, and all, he had a tough time finding Food. But then, he saw a weird slanted restaurant by the bay. It was called "Slanted C-Food". The C obviously meant that it was welcoming to vegetarians. So he decided to go in...
...and was greeted by the angry patrons and kitchen staff. "Get out now, tree hugger," warned the head chef, lobster, who pointed a handgun at Minkee's left eyeglass (the more emo of the two). Regaining his balance, Minkee quickly reacted and slowly reached behind his back...
...and took out two large carrots and pointed it at the kitchen staff. The kitchen staff was shocked to see such a vile disgusting vegetable. The immediatly dropped their weapons and started crying. But lobster said...
... "Fuck that."
fuk dat
IM DED OH NOZ
fuck dat
post the one that has YOU GIVE SOJ KEKE?
Lobster was cleaning his gun after all that blood splattered on it. But something wasn't right... He looked up and saw his arch nemesis PETA crash into the building. His kitchen staff was so horrified at the sight of PETA, they ran. PETA jumped out of the hot-air ballon, and attacked with their protesting signs. But...
Not dead yet, give me a while.