You may not know it, but I'm a fiddle player, too...
Wait, wait, I mean I like to cook. A lot of stuff I cook centers around red meat; burgers, steaks, and the like. Here's a little tip for the best burgers ever....
OLIVE OIL. Use lots of olive oil while you're cooking. You don't have to add anything beforehand, but make sure you coat your meat with olive oil before and after you turn it. I promise you that your steaks and burgers will come out juicy and gr8. (No I didn't read this anywhere, I had to find it out for myself)
So when your friends ask how you made such a great burger/steak DON'T TELL THEM BECAUSE IT'S MY FUCKING SECRET AND I'LL CUT YOU IF YOU TELL
Edit: Oh God so apparently some people like to BROIL steaks and I really disagree with this sacrilege, so this only applies to grilling (which is the only proper way to cook a steak)
edit 2: you are a fag and you probably also like mansex if you broil steak
