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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 12:48 pm
by Beyonder

:eek: Yucky1 could be my rolemodel, and besides im only 20 and young in spirit olo


 


Edit: I should post the story.


 


Last Tuesday a friend of my sis (23 year old and blonde, arr), who is kind of a friend of mine had her birthday. I like her, she's hot, but a bit too blonde for my liking. She's awesome besides that though. Anyway, that's besides the point. My sisters boyfriend didn't really wanna go, and my sis did not want to go alone. I went with her to this BBQ out in the open - I already spent the day with my sis anyway, shopping for clothes in town.


 


We went by car and hen we were almost there, like 1000 meters away from the place where we were suppose to BBQ, the birthday girl came running up to us. We didn't really know where to go for a while, so we were happy to see her. She pointed towards where the other people who already arrived were sitting, and said she needed a ride. She couldn't sit in the back as it was filled with stuff, so she opened the door and sat on my lap. I ofcourse being a true gentleman told her that you should always drive with your seatbelt on, as it wouldn't be safe.


 


So, we arrived; a few people were there already including birthdaygirls sister, who I was told by my sis was 14. I was already a bit on alcohol, she looked older than me. I got offered a joint right as I arrived by some of the others, however I declined as I was planning to get mega drunk, and it was a bad idea.


 


As the evening went on, I started talking with the girls sister. I asked her for her age, and she told me she was 22. By this point I had a lot of alcohol in me at rapid speed, so I almost believed her. I however then remember what my sis said. Nothing happened, we talked a bit, she painted my nails at the end of the night/evening beautifully red. I got her msn addy....


 


Now we are talking on MSN occasionally, and she is really taking a liking in to me. She almost straight out forward asked me for sex, I told her I'd go to jail as a joke (HAHAHA YUCKY), and said it wasn't a good idea.


 


She's nice, she looks older than she really is but still too young in my opinion, she's cute though and a lot more 'mature' than other girls for her age. She doesn't want a relationship as far as I know though, she already has one. She just wants to use me for my beautiful body.


 


What's your professional opinion on this matter?



Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:44 pm
by dubey

GOATSE!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 4:04 pm
by Michael-Corleone

As long as she doesn't look like a 14 year old--


 


TAP DAT ASS NIGGA!


 


edit: and as long as she doesn't act like one



Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 4:23 pm
by Gruffaluf

You have no morals. Fortunately, neither do I. If Yux can get away with it, you certainly can.


Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 4:56 pm
by big_tex

you need to hit it or else you will be kicking yourself when the chance passes


Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 7:48 pm
by Axe

I would advise against statutory rape.


Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 9:21 pm
by dj_de

I would advise against statutory rape.

seconded



Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 9:23 pm
by NebZ

:eek: :eek:


Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 9:25 pm
by Cat

Hit it then quit it.


Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 10:26 pm
by mr_gee

that is a little disturbing and quite disgusting