Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 1:46 am
Weel i have a major bout of the shit your guts out right now and it sucks. How everyone elses day/night going?
Will post pics soon to rival caos tonsils.
Weel i have a major bout of the shit your guts out right now and it sucks. How everyone elses day/night going?
Will post pics soon to rival caos tonsils.
Yeah i had a nice case of the shits yesterday, im good today though...just finished bbq'ing, made some more drunken stoned chicken (see cooking forum for recipe)
how you doin? aside from the shits that is
home now....was very dehydrated and hungry
a litre of water and 3 pizza pockets fixed me rigth up
litre
*liter
I WANT A LITER OF COLA
Will post pics soon to rival caos tonsils.
Bonus points for time lapse bowel movement pictures.
sucks sabin :( i've got a cold at the moment which is pretty fucked up. i don't mind everything except for having a blocked nose - fuck that shizzle homeslice!
so where are the pictures, buddy?
so where are the pictures, buddy?
sry i flused :(
To simulate what it looked like take some beef stew and pour it into the toilet. Add a dash of canola oil and you've got it. Now imagine something like that coming from your anus and BURNING the whole time. I have't taken a dump in 28 hours and i'm afraid to try to ever again.
this one time i had a bowel obstruction or something and i didn't shit properly (i was shitting poop-strings cos that was all that could get around the obstruction) for two weeks.
then i felt really sick one day around the end of the second week and i sat on the toilet as quick as i could.. good thing too, since the moment i sat down my anus unclenched and let forth a straight 30+ seconds of rectal waterfall. it felt like i had been holding a colonic in there for two weeks.
i shat gallons of what felt like diarrhea and pus (i think it may have been an abscess) and that's my story.
fyi it burned like the dickens