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Not me. :)

But seriously, if you just had a heart attack or stroke or you fell over and broke your neck or the sharpshooter took the shot and you died right now, who would care? When would they find out? How much would they care? Finally, how many people would be at your funeral (closed casket if the sharpshooter did his job right)?

First, my immediate family would find out since I'm at home. I guess they'd inform my college and the advisors would inform my friends there. They'd call up some relatives, but they care as little about me as much as I care about them, so they wouldn't be too shaken. Th

My roommate would be the first person to realize, because I would have gone missing from my room. She would tell my RAs who would inform my parents. My parents would tell my closest friends, and my relatives, who would spread the news I'm sure. The only person who is completely isolated from this is Ian, but he would figure out something was wrong after a while when I didnt contact him, and he might try calling my house and asking for me, wherein he would learn of my untimely demise.

I can't really say how many people would be at my funeral, but I would hope there weren't people sitting there looking at their watches and wishing it would end sooner. That would suck.

I live in the forest as u can c :tree: :tree: :tree:

Are you feeling depressed chomps? Do you want people to care about you? Do you feel unappreciated?

Are you feeling depressed chomps?  Do you want people to care about you?  Do you feel unappreciated?

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Are you feeling depressed chomps?? Do you want people to care about you?? Do you feel unappreciated?

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i get it. there was no :chomps: but there is a :tree:

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i can think of around 20 people who would know/care right away. the REAL question is, of all the people who would know/care if you died tomorrow.. how many matter enough to you that you wouldn't want to die tomorrow, to spare them the pain?

I think the children would be the first to find out. Perhaps a teacher or two would be the first to notice.

As they stand there in silence on that cold winter day, pondering over how to clean up the mess presented before them, each will be examining just how someone managed to disperse themself over a playground using a woodchipper.

The children would laugh and dance among the red snow, knowing not where it came from. This would be my funeral.

Well my parents wouldn't find out for about 2 weeks, and I don't think anyone would notice for the first few days. And I don't want a funeral, I want to be fed to farmyard animals to help save the environment.

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axe: that's poetic (: