With everyone's favorite eating holiday now over, I present to you my wrap-up of this year's events. As families from all around the country came together to celebrate the cleansing of the red man from our land, one topic stood out on their minds: What to eat?
Fortunatly for those people Thanksgiving is a unique holiday, being the only day of the year that dictates what you must eat. Millions of people sat down to eat that tasty gamebird they have but once a year.
And now for the ratings of a proper Thanksgiving meal.
Turkey 4 out of 5
What can I say? Light meat, dark meat, gravy or none. However you choose to consume it you must admire the turkey. They give their lives so that we may be happy.
Cranberry Sauce 1 out of 5
Although one of the most popular items at the table, cranberry sauce has no place in Thanksgiving. Its tart taste does not compliment the meal and ends up being more of a nuisance to finish what's on your plate.
Stuffing 5 out of 5
Stuffing has always been my favorite. Something about eating a bread mush is oddly satisfying.
Mashed Potatoes 2 out of 5
Despite being Irish, I must admit I am not a potato fan. Sure french fries are good, but anything with less than 50% salt and grease just won't do.
Squash 3 out of 5
When prepared right, squash can get the job done. And believe me, the job was done.
Pumpkin Pie 5 out of 5
The perfect ending to a perfect meal. Pumpkin pie is a God in the pie world.