Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 3:45 am
think of all the songs with MARY in the title or about a girl named MARY or yeah
GO
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think of all the songs with MARY in the title or about a girl named MARY or yeah
GO
:o :o :o :o :o
you will fail, chink
girls are over rated
Hey, let's be serious and try to help. First things first--what's her name?
watch theres something about mary and steal the sogns from there OK GO
mary had a little lamb
mary mary quite contrary
What? this one is easy.
First you ask her out on a friendly get-together with your friends. Bring her to a loud dance club. The louder it is the less chance you'll have of saying something stupid and ruining the whole thing. If she comes alone that's great. If she brings a friend get one of your friends to feed her shots of tequila all night. Little does she know that you've told your friends to take off at some point in the night once a nice drunkeness level has been acheived. Now once she's drunk it's all up to you. Get her dancing. Girls love dancing. Start rubbing your shit on her junk (by shit I mean penis, and by junk I mean ass). Once it's last call you buy her a drink, sit her down, and try to sweet talk her into comming back to your place for more drinks (by drinks I mean sex). If you're good looking at all, havn't made a total ass out of yourself, and she's drunk enough it should be easy enough to get laid that night.
Her are some tips:
Remember their name!!!! you forget their name when you're drunk and you're fucked.
Wear cloths that fit you. Dress nice. Black socks. matching jacket, shoes, and belt. Black is always good. Shave motherfucker, SHAVE!!!. Girls love it when a dood knows how to dress right and take care of himself. If you're fat this wont work and you better be funny or else you're again, fucked.
DANCE!!! Make her dance! Now this once is tricky. I can only dance when i'm drunk. I come off like a tottal jackass if I try dancing when i'm sober. Remember that.
Now, i've been knowen to take girls home the very first night i've met them without buying them a single drink. I'm not talking about sluts here either, high quality skanks. Not everyone can do this because not everyone is as attractive as me :o Since you're not me though, i'd suggest buying them many drinks. Most girls will never turn down a drink.
That's all I can think off now. It works for me.
(if you're not a total scumbag you could just ask her out to dinner and a movie)
Whoa, takes all that to get a girl to go home with you?
I'll stick with gay sex thanks, much easier and cheaper.
Just print out one of my pictures and tape it to your face and you'll be swimmin in the honeyz in no time