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Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 11:02 am
by Heners_UK
Well, ever since #semi0's topic was:
"If axe were a surgeon, he would probably sleep through triple bypass heart surgery"
... I havent been able to get this shit out of my head. So I started makng them. Then I made a thread.
Post your own.
Mine:
If axe were an UN Weapons Inspector, he would probably sleep through the nuclear breakout of The Gulf War 2
If axe were the Grim Reaper, he would probably sleep through the holocaust
If axe were an assasin, he would probably sleep through President Bush walking through an open park yaking on a megaphone that hes completely vunerable
if axe were a great white shark he would probably sleep through a cruise ship sinking and plunging its defenceless passengers into the sea
if axe were a nuclear watch person, he would probably sleep through the atomic destruction of africa
if axe were a policeman, he would probably sleep through a 5 way Dallas gangwar with M60s and RPGs
If axe were a concert goer, he would probably sleep through Linkin Park and Limp Biskit and the teen angst after party
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 11:59 am
by JFK
"If axe were a surgeon, he would probably sleep through triple bypass heart surgery" - JFK ? 2002
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 3:52 pm
by Heners_UK
If axe were a childminder, he would probably sleep through a tank ramming into his front room driving over the children hes caring for
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 4:04 pm
by Chomps
If axe were a chatter in #semicolon-zero, he would probably sleep through a couple days of idling.
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 5:14 pm
by icehawk
If axe was your mom, he'd probably sleep thru me fuxing him :D
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 9:29 pm
by Heners_UK
If axe were jewish, he would probably sleep through his own circumsicion without anastetic
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 10:38 pm
by nimec
If axe was Rodney King, he would probaly sleep though a riot started over him.
If axe was a Catholic Priest, he would probaly sleep though his own molestation trial.
If axe was a Starvin Marvin, he would probaly sleep though the finding of a cow.
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2002 12:48 am
by Kindred
If axe were jewish, he would probably sleep through his own circumsicion without anastetic
Best ever,,, lol
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2002 12:58 am
by Heners_UK
If axe was a spell checker, he would probably sleep through me writing a 30 page essay*
* this is a cry for help
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2002 1:07 am
by Heners_UK
If axe were in a car accident, he would probably sleep through the moment when the firemen accidentally cut both his legs off with the jaws of life.