So I almost scored with that girl..

:: zaphod :: · Post by **:: zaphod ::** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 4:57 am

Yeah, I guess you could call her a slut. I'm not going to though because she's a virgin, and her old boyfriend she had for like 1 year. He was so boring that she needed something exciting.

Anyway, this is the one who I was really shy to talk with on the phone. I suppose I shouldn't be shy anymore ;)

Anyway, we just went to the mall, then went to the movies but there wasnt anything playing, so we drove to this little park and started making out. It was kind of in some lights so after she started to get really hot (lol the windows were so steamed hehe). I noticed people were walking around aways away so I said lets go to a more secluded part. We drove down by this dock, so secluded it was almost creepy. it was snowing really bad, so we just made out with the car and heater on. I started messaging her inner calves and she was like "would this be better without my pants??" and i was liek OH YES MAM lol, then she took them off and i messaged some more.. and got in there you know.. then, she sat on top of me and made out mroe.

lol then we talked.. i think this was her trick on me, because shes half naked on top of me and is like "ok, lets talk"

rofl, anyway. i came home and told my dad i went to the mall with her (btw i did). rofl, if you care. that was my second date with her

you all have gf's though so this isnt new to you im sure...

:: zaphod :: · Post by **:: zaphod ::** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 5:25 am

fuck

i forgot the most important part, the purpsoe of the whole thread :/ im tired

she said she wnats to go further but she doesnt want to seem like a slut and she doesnt want to do it all at once, it has to be savored. anyway i can understand how she wants to "romp" too because her old bf was such a drab guy. he wante dto take her to LAN parties and stuff, and she did justto be nice, but he never did anything other than a quick peck on the cheek.

ok, i might have pics too if you guys care

big_tex · Post by **big_tex** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 6:24 am

pics plz

timekeeper · Post by **timekeeper** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 8:06 am

i think i speak for all of us except big_tex when i say PICS PLEASEEEE

pr0kch0p · Post by **pr0kch0p** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 8:12 am

pics plz

LOL CHUCK NORRIS LOL SIDEKICK LOL

BTW, koool dood. Fuck her brains out.

P.S. use a rubber.

Blimpet · Post by **Blimpet** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 1:10 pm

BTW, koool dood. ?Fuck her brains out.

P.S. use a rubber.

Wise words from a wise man.

Dude, give her a donkey punch so she'll give you that extra special squeeze.

nimec · Post by **nimec** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 5:02 pm

fuck

i forgot the most important part, the purpsoe of the whole thread :/ im tired

she said she wnats to go further but she doesnt want to seem like a slut and she doesnt want to do it all at once, it has to be savored. anyway i can understand how she wants to "romp" too because her old bf was such a drab guy. he wante dto take her to LAN parties and stuff, and she did justto be nice, but he never did anything other than a quick peck on the cheek.

ok, i might have pics too if you guys care

lolololol lan parties....btw gj!!!!!!! fuck i dont even tell people I like computers ahahah lan parties.

fr0d · Post by **fr0d** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 5:32 pm

GJ, pussy is like the abrosia you dont have to walk through moutains, and kill animals for. The more you get the longer you live, just look at Gene Simmons.

Anywho, I still find it funny how people have to lie to their parents about girls. I prolly am just from a very open house, but back in october when I had my threesome, my dad asked;

'So Eric what did you do this weekend?'

'I had a threesome dad, but I didnt have any condoms, so they just sucked me off, and fuked eachother with a candle holder'

'Uhh thats nice Eric, at least its not your sister'

'Damn right, she is a virgin for life, lol'

'LOL'

'ROTFL'

'ROTFLMAO'

'kekekeke'

'^_^'

Yeap, then I sold my last Magic the gathering card, ohh and lan parties are fun places to take girls.

Suicidal Tendencies · Post by **Suicidal Tendencies** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 5:55 pm

*unf*

Stiffer · Post by **Stiffer** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 7:25 pm

GJ, pussy is like the abrosia you dont have to walk through moutains, and kill animals for. The more you get the longer you live, just look at Gene Simmons.

Anywho, I still find it funny how people have to lie to their parents about girls. I prolly am just from a very open house, but back in october when I had my threesome, my dad asked;

'So Eric what did you do this weekend?'

'I had a threesome dad, but I didnt have any condoms, so they just sucked me off, and fuked eachother with a candle holder'

'Uhh thats nice Eric, at least its not your sister'

'Damn right, she is a virgin for life, lol'

'LOL'

'ROTFL'

'ROTFLMAO'

'kekekeke'

'^_^'

Yeap, then I sold my last Magic the gathering card, ohh and lan parties are fun places to take girls.

ahaha that was fucking funny ;D