As you all know, our hero Kindred is going to Iraq this coming September. Well myself and my team of ass-kicking researchers have compiled this graph of Kindred's ass-kicking potential. It's quite obvious once you look at this man and his family how much as he truly kicks. Here is a graph that shows how much time he spends ass kicking.



Now let's check how much time our local convict, yucky, tries to molest little children.



WOW! Kindred spends 8% more time asskicking than yucky does attempting to lure children into his white van license number A827SS. I'd say that's quite impressive.

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