things were getting slow around here, so let's kick it up a notch and get married.
you can only be married to one person, all marriages must go through me, the chapel (#chapel), and a simple registration process.
BOTH PARTIES MUST AGREE
(no marrying karla without her permission fkrz)
both parties must also agree for divorce.
marriages are free, bachelor parties are not. you can pay me 5 bucks and i'll send you some porn.
so if you want to get married, msg me and i'll set things up!~!~!
n3ck3h and karla just got married it was so cuet
<reverend_pika> n3ck3h
<reverend_pika> do you take karla to be your wife
<reverend_pika> to have and to hold
<N3ck3h> I DO
<reverend_pika> in truth courage and love
<N3ck3h> I DO
<reverend_pika> karla
<reverend_pika> do you take n3ck3h to be your husband
<reverend_pika> to have and to hold in truth courage and love
<reverend_pika> do you promise to love, cherish, and honor him
<reverend_pika> for as long as you both shall live
<karla> i do
<reverend_pika> until death do you part
<reverend_pika> ok
<reverend_pika> NECKEH
* rndm is now known as I_WANT_MARRY_KARLA
<N3ck3h> YES
<reverend_pika> you may now kiss the bride
* N3ck3h kiss
* karla kiss
* I_WANT_MARRY_KARLA is now known as FUCK_YOU_NECKEH
<reverend_pika> citizens and friends!!! we have now witnessed the wedding between n3ck3h and karla
<reverend_pika> may we all save for the rest of our life the memory of this sacred day
<reverend_pika> on behalf of the new couple
<reverend_pika> i wish to thank you all
<reverend_pika> for being present
<reverend_pika> and i wish everybody a long and peaceful life
SCANDAL ALERT OMG
SCANDAL ALERT OMG
<reverend_pika> may it be known
<reverend_pika> that the marriage covenant has held a place of honor
<reverend_pika> in every society
<reverend_pika> even in the most ANCIENT times of sosaria
<reverend_pika> the sages and the ancienct scriptures tell of the subverting
<roadeh> SRY IM NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU AXE~ I LORB someone esle
* roadeh creis
<reverend_pika> WTF?
* roadeh has left #chapel
<reverend_pika> WTF?
<reverend_pika> WTF?
<reverend_pika> WTF?
* axe crie river
* axe crie river
* axe crie river
<axe> he left me at the alter D;