If axe...

Heners_UK · Post by **Heners_UK** » Sun Dec 15, 2002 11:02 am

Well, ever since #semi0's topic was:

"If axe were a surgeon, he would probably sleep through triple bypass heart surgery"

... I havent been able to get this shit out of my head. So I started makng them. Then I made a thread.

Post your own.

Mine:

If axe were an UN Weapons Inspector, he would probably sleep through the nuclear breakout of The Gulf War 2

If axe were the Grim Reaper, he would probably sleep through the holocaust

If axe were an assasin, he would probably sleep through President Bush walking through an open park yaking on a megaphone that hes completely vunerable

if axe were a great white shark he would probably sleep through a cruise ship sinking and plunging its defenceless passengers into the sea

if axe were a nuclear watch person, he would probably sleep through the atomic destruction of africa

if axe were a policeman, he would probably sleep through a 5 way Dallas gangwar with M60s and RPGs

If axe were a concert goer, he would probably sleep through Linkin Park and Limp Biskit and the teen angst after party

JFK · Post by **JFK** » Sun Dec 15, 2002 11:59 am

"If axe were a surgeon, he would probably sleep through triple bypass heart surgery" - JFK ? 2002

Heners_UK · Post by **Heners_UK** » Sun Dec 15, 2002 3:52 pm

If axe were a childminder, he would probably sleep through a tank ramming into his front room driving over the children hes caring for

Chomps · Post by **Chomps** » Sun Dec 15, 2002 4:04 pm

If axe were a chatter in #semicolon-zero, he would probably sleep through a couple days of idling.

icehawk · Post by **icehawk** » Sun Dec 15, 2002 5:14 pm

If axe was your mom, he'd probably sleep thru me fuxing him :D

Heners_UK · Post by **Heners_UK** » Sun Dec 15, 2002 9:29 pm

If axe were jewish, he would probably sleep through his own circumsicion without anastetic

nimec · Post by **nimec** » Sun Dec 15, 2002 10:38 pm

If axe was Rodney King, he would probaly sleep though a riot started over him.

If axe was a Catholic Priest, he would probaly sleep though his own molestation trial.

If axe was a Starvin Marvin, he would probaly sleep though the finding of a cow.

Kindred · Post by **Kindred** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 12:48 am

If axe were jewish, he would probably sleep through his own circumsicion without anastetic

Best ever,,, lol

Heners_UK · Post by **Heners_UK** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 12:58 am

If axe was a spell checker, he would probably sleep through me writing a 30 page essay*

* this is a cry for help

Heners_UK · Post by **Heners_UK** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 1:07 am

If axe were in a car accident, he would probably sleep through the moment when the firemen accidentally cut both his legs off with the jaws of life.