If axe...

Heners_UK · Post by **Heners_UK** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 1:11 am

If axe were a terrorist, he would probably sleep through the detonation of his suicide bomb.

Kindred · Post by **Kindred** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 1:11 am

If axe where the president he would sleep through a war.

But Bush is so shitty his ass would sleep through nuclear holocaust and wake up and wouldnt be able to figure out what happened, EVER. ?Sorry I ahd to add that in. ?I hate dubya way too much. ?:D

Kindred · Post by **Kindred** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 1:12 am

If axe was a hunter he would sleep through a buck pissing on him. lol

Heners_UK · Post by **Heners_UK** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 1:15 am

If axe were a president, he would sleep through an intern giving him a fistjob and the ensuing scandal

If axe were a hunter, he would probably sleep through a dear attempting to mate with his rifle.

Cat · Post by **Cat** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 1:15 am

If axe was a general at war, he would sleep through the fights.

Kindred · Post by **Kindred** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 1:15 am

If axe were comedian he would sleep through his own punchline.

Kindred · Post by **Kindred** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 1:16 am

If axe where Cat he would sleep through s SPAM Fest. ;)

Heners_UK · Post by **Heners_UK** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 1:18 am

If axe were a general at war, he would probably sleep through a mutiny by his men and his capture and grisly torture by the enemy.

Cat · Post by **Cat** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 1:18 am

If axe were Hitler, he would sleep through his own suicide.

Nekton · Post by **Nekton** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 1:19 am

if axe were gay he would fall asleep right in the middle of us having hot sweaty butt sex.

btw what is this thread