A trip to the zoo

t3kn0e · Post by **t3kn0e** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 6:04 am

that they left the neon underbody lights on to their ricers and it was wasting thier battery so they...

otto · Post by **otto** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 2:21 pm

ran to go turn them off, but when they got to the parking lot, a bunch of african american gentelmen who have certain addictions to an illegal controled substance had stolen all their automobiles various accoutrements, and sold them in order to obtain said substance at local vendors, so the ;0 team started to...

Yucky1 · Post by **Yucky1** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 3:48 pm

whip out thier 2 foot cocks and swing them with a fierce look in thier eyes. Which made the gentlemen...

Blimpet · Post by **Blimpet** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 6:24 pm

Commit a sexual act that would leave rug burns on their knees for many years to come. Quite satisfied and completely drained of a particularly bodily fluid, the gang decided that...

nimec · Post by **nimec** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 8:14 pm

a lynching was in order so they took the african american men to trees in the lion cages and....

otto · Post by **otto** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 8:17 pm

...suddenly a lion spoke,

"deserteagle, i am your father"

....

(haxed by shep)

Blimpet · Post by **Blimpet** » Sat Mar 08, 2003 4:51 pm

forced the goatse man to run on in a little wheel that generated eletricity. Unfortunately, a small child got lost in his anus, so...

otto · Post by **otto** » Sat Mar 08, 2003 9:36 pm

...suddenly a lion spoke,

"deserteagle, i am your father"

....

(haxed by shep)

shep sux btw

fr0d · Post by **fr0d** » Sat Mar 08, 2003 9:37 pm

George bush said the children were actually terrorists and they were hiding weapons of mass destruction in the caves to goatsemans anus, the Air Craft carrier USS Kitty Hawk was dispatched to...

otto · Post by **otto** » Sun Mar 09, 2003 12:19 am

return to base in order to get a name that dosent sound like a childrens book...