I am the law.
http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin....ion=lax
oh yeah i forgot i made the goatse one too: http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin....tse_man
The Holy Empire of Corruption and Evil is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its cynical population of 5 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass -- concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although Law & Order and Education are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 45%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Trout Farming.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corruption and Evil's national animal is the weasel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the cashmonie.
NOTICE: black market in Trout Farming.
Every time you slap someone around a bit, you owe me $500,000 cashmonies. ($100,000 USD)
winner is me ?:cool:
Today's United Nations ReportThe Most Liberal Nations in semicolon_zero
# Nation UN Category Motto
1. The People's Republic of Bodensee Scandinavian Liberal Paradise "Arbeit Macht Frei"
2. The Rogue Nation of Big Black Guys Capitalizt "Bring in the noise. Bring in the funk."
3. The Empire of Robot Ninjas Capitalizt "Hope you're a Robot Ninja, or else you're dead."
4. The Republic of Butt Munches Scandinavian Liberal Paradise "If there's grass on the field, play ball!"
5. The Republic of Senatus Scandinavian Liberal Paradise "Si vis pacem, para bellum"