i just ate 4 pounds of chinese food in 20 minutes.

otto · Post by **otto** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 1:09 am

well, 4.2 pounds...see local chinese buffet to-go option is like they weigh ur food and u pay, so i got like 4.2 pounds for like $20 and i ate it all in 20 min

MY SOTOMACH IS SO FULL I THINK IM ABOOT TO POOP.

glory · Post by **glory** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 1:12 am

tl,dr :naughty: :naughty:

Michael-Corleone · Post by **Michael-Corleone** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 1:13 am

fatty

fr0d · Post by **fr0d** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 1:19 am

ok, now what you have to do is, before taking a shit, stand on a scale, and see if 4.2 pounds of food comes out.

More than likely, less will come out, so you have to use E=MC^2 and using the mass of the food times the speed of light squared you can find out how much energy you recieved from the food.

Kindred · Post by **Kindred** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 4:15 am

well, 4.2 pounds...see local chinese buffet to-go option is like they weigh ur food and u pay, so i got like 4.2 pounds for like $20 and i ate it all in 20 min

MY SOTOMACH IS SO FULL I THINK IM ABOOT TO POOP.

Hope you know your going to be hungry again in about an hour. ;) lolol

roadeh · Post by **roadeh** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 5:13 am

dj_de · Post by **dj_de** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 7:04 am

did u use a forklift?

Blimpet · Post by **Blimpet** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 4:41 pm

Next time you should eat ten pounds of mexican food. That way your anus literally sets on fire and you can take pics to show us.

otto · Post by **otto** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 1:13 am

if only...