I have diarrhea

[rudesmurf]

So, on a special occasion such as this, we will sing songs.

 

when your sitting in your chevy and your pants are feeling heavy, DIARRHEA! PFFT PFFT! DIARRHEA! PFFT PFFT!

 

AND

 

When you're sliding into first

And your pants begin to burst

diarrhea pfft pfft, diarrhea pfft pfft

 

When you're sliding into two

And your pants are filled with goo

diarrhea pfft pfft, diarrhea pfft pfft

 

When you're sliding into third

And you feel a greasy turd

diarrhea pfft pfft, diarrhea pfft pfft

 

 

When you're sliding into home

And your pants are filled with foam

diarrhea pfft pfft, diarrhea pfft pfft

 

AND!!

 

It comes out of your bum

like a bullet from a gun

diarrhea pfft pfft diarrhea pfft pfft

 

and finally,

 

It's not very funny

but it's very hot and runny

diarrhea pfft pfft diarrhea pfft pfft

 

 

ahh memories of my childhood

[l0bstar]

best compilation ever  :naughty:  :naughty:  :naughty:  :naughty:

[Nekton]

i have the allergies  :mad:  :look:  :mad:  :mad:  :look:  :mad:  :look:  :mad:  :look:  :mad:  :(  :(  :(  :(  :(

[roadeh]

I have a stupid girlfriend

[Kungfubar]

IF YOU'RE CLIMBING UP A LADDER

AND YOU HEAR A GIANT SPLATTER

 

DIARREA! DIARREA!

[monkeys_heed]

all this talk of poo makes me want one

[Stiffer]

sc@t  :naughty:

[glory]

sc@t ?:naughty:

:naughty:

[Blimpet]

lol my uncle taught me all that back when I was a wee little tyke. then my mom put soap in my mouth for repeating it at home.

[Chomps]

lol my uncle taught me all that back when I was a wee little dyke.

:spin:  :spin:  :spin: MISQUOTING PEOPLE IS FUNNY  :spin:  :spin:  :spin: