[02:04] * bustyblonde (~jane@pc2-hudd2-4-cust10.hudd.cable.ntl.com) has joined #sex
[02:04] <bustyblonde> hi?
[02:04] <bug> Hey who are you?
[02:04] <bug> Did our friend from teencaht invite you?
[02:04] <karla> lolo
[02:04] <bustyblonde> yeah
[02:04] <bustyblonde> is that you?
[02:04] <bug> no hes just coming on right now
[02:04] <bustyblonde> you said i could hav sum grooup sex
[02:05] <bustyblonde> oh ok
[02:05] <bug> Whats your age and location
[02:05] <karla> ;pl0fgfdgs
[02:05] <karla> lolo
[02:05] <bug> just so we know you are over age
[02:05] <bustyblonde> 18/f/uk
[02:05] <bug> and all!
[02:05] <bug> where abouts in the uk
[02:05] <bustyblonde> oh i am
[02:05] <bug> we have a few uk residents
[02:05] <bustyblonde> well over ;)
[02:05] <bustyblonde> oh
[02:05] <bustyblonde> i'm from nottingham
[02:05] <bug> Oh my!
[02:05] <bustyblonde> what about you?
[02:05] <bug> we have a nottingham boy here tonight
[02:05] <bug> im from further north
[02:05] <bustyblonde> where abouts?
[02:05] <coma> im from china
[02:06] <bustyblonde> and who is from notts
[02:06] <bug> north wales
[02:06] <bustyblonde> do they wana meet me
[02:06] <bug> coma is from notts and he likes big tits
[02:06] <bustyblonde> i got a car
[02:06] <bug> for sex?
[02:06] <bug> tonight?
[02:06] <bustyblonde> yeah
[02:06] <bustyblonde> im so horny
[02:06] <bug> send him your pic then
[02:06] <bustyblonde> i dont have one
[02:06] <karla> coma dont start.
[02:06] <bug> describe yourself in a pm to him
[02:06] <bug> if he likes it he will fuck you
[02:06] <bustyblonde> how do i pm
[02:06] <bug> i know his reputation
[02:06] <bug> he has a big cock
[02:06] <bustyblonde> whats a pm?
[02:06] <bug> double click his name
[02:06] <bug> :D
[02:06] <bustyblonde> where?
[02:06] <bug> on this scrren
[02:07] <bug> or right click on it and send a messge
[02:07] <bug> or double click his name on the right
[02:07] <bustyblonde> oh yeha
[02:07] <bug> he likes it naughty ;)
[02:11] * pikacheney (pikacheney@h-68-164-77-202.SNVACAID.covad.net) has joined #sex
[02:11] <07pikacheney> PLUR
[02:11] <bug> please
[02:11] <bug> coma is getting cyber
[02:11] <07pikacheney> wut
[02:12] * bustyblonde (~jane@pc2-hudd2-4-cust10.hudd.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Disconnected.)
[02:13] <shep> what
[02:13] <shep> sup pika :D
[02:13] <karla> shep tell david you're both coming down.
[02:13] <coma> omg d00d im going to meet a hot chick for sex
[02:13] <shep> what
[02:13] <shep> sure
[02:13] <shep> u always are :\
[02:13] <shep> "hot"
[02:13] <shep> =
[02:13] <shep> "fat"
[02:13] <bug> dude
[02:13] <karla> wtf shep.
[02:13] <bug> shes here and horny wtf
[02:13] <karla> fat girls can be hot.
[02:13] <07pikacheney> i can't shep
[02:13] <karla> look at me baybee.
[02:14] <shep> oh ya
[02:14] <coma> wtf she was just here
[02:14] <shep> ;)
[02:14] <coma> you just missed the action
[02:14] <coma> as usual virgin fag
[02:14] <shep> lollo
[02:14] <shep> coma go hit it
[02:14] <shep> pika
[02:14] <coma> ya i will
[02:14] <07pikacheney> shep
[02:14] <bug> you better coma seriouslly
[02:14] <shep> we are going to meet karla
[02:14] <shep> ;]
[02:14] <coma> dont forget the raincoat
[02:14] <bug> she was pretty frisky
[02:14] <shep> coma if u dont its like
[02:14] <shep> virgin 4 lyf
[02:14] <coma> ya she was hot for me
[02:14] <07pikacheney> i can't shep
[02:14] <07pikacheney> how would i get down there
[02:14] <shep> y ;(
[02:14] <shep> greyhound
[02:14] <shep> 10 hours :D
[02:14] <07pikacheney> both ways?
[02:15] <shep> no
[02:15] <coma> o shi i better get ready
[02:15] <shep> 10 hours each way
[02:15] <07pikacheney> i mean
[02:15] <bug> when u meeting coma :D
[02:15] <07pikacheney> greyhound both ways?
[02:15] <shep> oh
[02:15] <shep> yeah
[02:15] <shep> :D
[02:15] <07pikacheney> $112
[02:15] <shep> nap
[02:15] <shep> $84
[02:15] <07pikacheney> oi
[02:15] <07pikacheney> still
[02:15] <shep> ya ;_;
[02:15] <07pikacheney> i don't have that kind of money
[02:15] <shep> she should come up to you
[02:15] <shep> for real
[02:15] <coma> i gotta meet her at 3 at the station
[02:15] <shep> i'll pay some ;lol
[02:15] <07pikacheney> yeah and stay here forever in my room ?_?
[02:15] <shep> ?_?
[02:15] <karla> for reals coma?
[02:15] <coma> i better get going ?_?
[02:15] <coma> ya
[02:15] <karla> lolo
[02:15] <karla> wtf
[02:15] <bug> omg
[02:16] <karla> you're serious?
[02:16] <bug> coma take pics ok
[02:16] <bug> and take a cell phone
[02:16] <coma> wtf
[02:16] <coma> i dont need cellphone
[02:16] <coma> shes fo real yo
[02:16] <bug> she might rape you
[02:16] <bug> tho ;0
[02:16] <shep> wha if she rape
[02:16] <07pikacheney> karla does that sound ok
[02:16] <coma> i suer hope so
[02:16] <bug> or gang rape you with female friends
[02:16] <coma> i suer hope so
[02:16] <karla> does what sound ok?
[02:16] <karla> coma you're seriously serious?
[02:16] <07pikacheney> you're just gonna come up here and live in my room
[02:16] <karla> okay david.
[02:16] <07pikacheney> cool
[02:17] <coma> ya im serious
[02:17] <07pikacheney> wait what's coma serious about
[02:17] <karla> whos the sl0t now.
[02:17] <karla> hes gonna do some girl.
[02:17] <bug> comas going to emet this slut off teenchat
[02:17] <coma> ur just jealous
[02:17] <07pikacheney> rofl
[02:17] <bug> she just came in to fuck him lol
[02:17] <07pikacheney> teenchat?
[02:17] <bug> she lives in nottingham
[02:17] <bug> and came on irc
[02:17] <karla> whatever so are you.
[02:17] <bug> and he hooked up
[02:17] <shep> where r u meeting her?
[02:18] <coma> im going in like 10 mins
[02:18] <coma> gotta get there early
[02:18] <shep> woah
[02:18] <shep> what time r u meeting
[02:18] <karla> lolo
[02:18] <coma> at about 3
[02:18] <bug> seriouslly
[02:18] <bug> she probably takes it up the ass
[02:18] <bug> take lube and rubberz
[02:19] <coma> ya i better
[02:19] <bug> also a sock full of 50 pences ;)
[02:19] <coma> this is gonna rule
[02:19] <bug> free sex!
[02:19] <bug> its like some sort of mythical story
[02:20] <coma> o shi
[02:20] <coma> i gotta go in 10 mins d00d
[02:20] <coma> better brush my teeth
[02:20] -karla:#sex- wtf
[02:20] <bug> coma leave at like 25 past coz mebe she might be early or wat
[02:20] <coma> oki
[02:20] <coma> brb then i need to get ready
[02:20] <bug> ok
[02:20] <karla> COMA I WONT EVER FORGET THIS.
[02:21] * coma is now known as rich|busy
[02:21] <karla> lolo
[02:21] <bug> wear some fly threads dood
[02:21] <karla> i want to drink.
[02:21] <karla> drink away my sorrow.
[02:21] <bug> ive got something you can drink
[02:21] <bug> and if you ache for a lollypop
[02:21] * shep hugs karla.
[02:21] <07pikacheney> bug ;_;
[02:21] <bug> i can supplement it with penis
[02:21] <bug> hey pika whats up
[02:21] <karla> sup sheppy poo. <33333
[02:22] <07pikacheney> i duno
[02:22] <bug> :D
[02:22] <bug> are u chillin killin
[02:22] <07pikacheney> i don't pay attention to music really but there's this one song that comes on
[02:22] <07pikacheney> that sucks shit
[02:22] <07pikacheney> and now it's stuck in my head
[02:22] <karla> what if i was really a boy.
[02:22] <bug> id pack the fudge
[02:22] <07pikacheney> i'm gonna rofl
[02:23] <bug> id be kind of aghast
[02:23] <bug> but turned on at the same time
[02:23] <bug> and it might make me bicurious
[02:23] <bug> WHY
[02:24] <karla> sup davey pooh.
[02:24] <bug> karla
[02:24] <07pikacheney> :D
[02:24] <karla> what.
[02:24] <07pikacheney> i stayed on the phone for a while not sure if you actualy hung up kekeke
[02:24] <bug> would you sleep with my for 100 dollars but not a 100 dollars that is paying for sex more 100 dollars that show my love and ummm dedication to being your heart and soul
[02:24] <karla> yeah i did, i was planning on calling you tonight.
[02:24] <karla> cause its free you know.
[02:24] <07pikacheney> free nights and long distance!
[02:24] <shep> is it free to ring the uk? ;]
[02:25] <karla> no shep. ]:
[02:25] <shep> ]:
[02:25] <karla> um bug no i'd feel like a prostitute.
[02:25] <bug> ok
[02:25] <07pikacheney> bug is comedy
[02:25] <bug> say i spent the 100 dollars on candy and roses
[02:25] <bug> and got 3 italians to serenade you
[02:25] <karla> then yes, if i really really really cared about you.
[02:25] <bug> and umm built a mini canal round my house
[02:25] <bug> so i could put you in my gondola
[02:26] <bug> and also i hugged you really tight
[02:26] <shep> hahah
[02:26] <bug> and said i love you
[02:26] <karla> shep why do you have glasses on now?
[02:26] <karla> ¬ earlier?
[02:26] <shep> i just put them on
[02:26] <bug> his mom called him speccy 4 eyes
[02:26] <shep> eyes were getting tired
[02:26] <shep> lol
[02:26] <karla> oh i see.
[02:27] <karla> what color are your eyes?
[02:27] <bug> i called my mate speccy 4 eyes in the airport
[02:27] <shep> blue
[02:27] <bug> and this ginger cunt with glasses started whining at me
[02:27] <bug> im like HEY FAGGOT THOSE ARE MY GLASSES HES WEARING ALSO EAT A DICK
[02:27] <karla> shep you look soo young.
[02:27] <bug> *cute
[02:27] <karla> cute.
[02:27] <shep> :\
[02:27] <bug> *SEXY
[02:27] <karla> yeah true.
[02:27] <bug> *endowed
[02:27] <07pikacheney> she said 'absolutely' shep
[02:27] <karla> llolo
[02:27] <shep> lol bug
[02:27] <shep> who did?
[02:27] <07pikacheney> my mom
[02:27] <shep> oh sweet
[02:27] <bug> wow
[02:27] <07pikacheney> :D
[02:28] <shep> awesome :D
[02:28] <shep> im going to america :D
[02:28] <karla> david btw your mom sounds sooooooooooooooo nice.
[02:28] <bug> are u 2 staying together then :D
[02:28] <karla> maybe she was just happy a girl was calling for you?
[02:28] <07pikacheney> hahhaha
[02:28] <bug> also do you own vaseline
[02:28] <shep> oolollol
[02:28] <shep> dissed :(
[02:28] <07pikacheney> nobody calls me but girls because guys dont' call
[02:28] <bug> LOL YOU JUST GOT ZINGED LIKE A KING
[02:28] <07pikacheney> they wait for me to come online
[02:28] <karla> oh i see.
[02:28] <07pikacheney> because we're all hideous nerds
[02:28] <karla> ok.
[02:28] <bug> so u dont get any phone calls?
[02:28] <karla> no way.
[02:28] <shep> hey guys
[02:28] <karla> i love nerdy boys.
[02:28] <bug> hey guys
[02:28] <karla> soooo much.
[02:28] <bug> fuck
[02:28] <bug> im screwed then
[02:28] <bug> you must hate me
[02:28] <shep> i really hope coma doesn't actually go meet this "chick"
[02:28] <karla> why not.
[02:28] <shep> it's lollable
[02:29] <shep> but i don't hate him taht much
[02:29] <karla> lololo
[02:29] <karla> anyways.
[02:29] <shep> ollolo
[02:29] <shep> dismissed
[02:29] <karla> bug you're a nerd too sorry.
[02:29] <bug> what the fuck
[02:29] <shep> hahaha
[02:29] <karla> well you are.
[02:29] <bug> im a fucking champion party hard drug abusing faggot idiot
[02:29] <shep> lloo
[02:29] <karla> lolo
[02:29] <bug> and proud of it
[02:29] <shep> that too
[02:29] <karla> well that too.
[02:29] <rich|busy> o fuck my taxi is here
[02:29] <bug> but im not nerd
[02:29] <shep> <@bug> im a fucking champion party hard drug abusing faggot idiot nerd
[02:29] <shep> fixt
[02:29] <rich|busy> see you guys later
[02:29] <karla> bye coma.
[02:29] <shep> see you
[02:29] <shep> have fun
[02:29] <rich|busy> i am off for hot sex0r
[02:29] <07pikacheney> did he completely ignore everything shep just said
[02:29] <bug> you better not have phoned a black cab LOL
[02:29] <shep> hahah
[02:30] <karla> no.
[02:30] * rich|busy is now known as rich|on-date
[02:30] <shep> i sure hope so
[02:30] <karla> hes so lame.
[02:30] <karla> lolo
[02:30] <07pikacheney> sweet shit
[02:30] <shep> this way i wont feel so bad
[02:30] <shep> :D
[02:30] <07pikacheney> i can't believe this is happening
[02:30] <bug> what
[02:30] <karla> its not.
[02:30] <karla> hes not going.
[02:30] <karla> hes just gonna pretend he is.
[02:30] <shep> im still lolling
[02:30] <bug> ,olollo wtf
[02:30] <07pikacheney> i'm also lolling anyway
[02:30] <karla> shep wtf are you oding
[02:30] <karla> doing
[02:30] <shep> laughing :(
[02:31] <bug> [02:17] <coma> i will go at like half past
[02:31] <bug> dudes
[02:31] <bug> hes serious
[02:31] <shep> hahahahahah
[02:31] <karla> dont cover your mouth.
[02:31] <shep> ok :)
[02:31] * bug is now known as John
[02:31] <John> hey guys from now on my alias is John
[02:31] <John> sup
[02:31] <07pikacheney> karla i sorta thought of a way that might lead to how long we've known each other
[02:31] <karla> how?
[02:31] <John> are you guys thinking about fucking
[02:31] <karla> sup buggy boo.
[02:32] <karla> bug of course.
[02:32] <shep> which guys?
[02:32] <karla> all 3.
[02:32] <karla> of us.
[02:32] <07pikacheney> me and shep?
[02:32] <John> pika and karla
[02:32] <shep> i sure hope u mean me and pika
[02:32] <07pikacheney> i'd hit it
[02:32] <karla> no and me.
[02:32] <shep> oh sweet
[02:32] <shep> that would be best ever
[02:32] <07pikacheney> oic
[02:32] <07pikacheney> maybe
[02:32] <shep> i swear
[02:32] <shep> LOL
[02:32] <John> i think i could handle u 3 pretty well
[02:32] <karla> umm..
[02:32] <karla> shep?
[02:32] <shep> pika u made me totally lol
[02:32] <shep> yeah?
[02:32] <07pikacheney> olol
[02:32] <shep> <pikacheney> me and shep? <pikacheney> i'd hit it <karla> no and me. <pikacheney> oic <pikacheney> maybe
[02:33] <karla> lol
[02:33] <07pikacheney> well do you recall what grade you were in when you had the screen name u used to talk to me the first time?
[02:33] <karla> thats cool.
[02:33] <shep> id take pika's place karla
[02:33] <shep> you could just have me times two
[02:33] <karla> which screen name was that?
[02:33] <07pikacheney> konry orgy
[02:33] <karla> oh man.
[02:33] <karla> wait.
[02:33] <07pikacheney> don't know how i remembered that
[02:33] <John> KONRY ORGY
[02:33] <John> sounds hot
[02:33] <karla> lolo
[02:33] <karla> wait.
[02:34] <07pikacheney> it was all like a KoRnY oRgY
[02:34] <07pikacheney> or somethin
[02:34] <John> alternating caps
[02:34] <John> KARLA HOW COULD YOU
[02:34] <John> wait
[02:34] <karla> stfu
[02:34] <John> BuG
[02:34] <karla> wait.
[02:34] <John> :D
[02:34] <07pikacheney> rofl
[02:34] <07pikacheney> BuGGeH
[02:34] <karla> i was young and dumb.
[02:34] <karla> david leave me alone.
[02:34] <07pikacheney> karla
[02:35] <07pikacheney> that was his name
[02:35] <07pikacheney> :)
[02:35] <John> my name was never buggeh you faggot
[02:35] <John> it was BuG
[02:35] <07pikacheney> wut
[02:35] <John> BuGGeH was the piss take
[02:35] <07pikacheney> yeah but i saw u use
[02:35] <John> of alternating caps
[02:35] <07pikacheney> BuGGeH a few times
[02:35] <07pikacheney> oi
[02:36] <John> also
[02:36] <John> karla ur name should be
[02:36] <John> QTwitTEHghetmoBOOTY
[02:36] <karla> lolo
[02:36] <07pikacheney> rofl wtf
[02:36] <karla> wtf
[02:36] <07pikacheney> ghetmo
[02:36] <07pikacheney> das my word
[02:37] <John> das rite
[02:37] <John> u can have ghetmo rite
[02:37] <John> and ill keep karla 2 myself
[02:37] <karla> david i have no idea.
[02:38] <07pikacheney> dang
[02:38] <07pikacheney> i was hoping that would stir some memory or something
[02:38] <karla> umm..
[02:38] <karla> i was like 14?
[02:39] <John> thats liek yerz ago
[02:39] <07pikacheney> damn then what was i like 4
[02:39] <karla> cause i rememebr the whole bullshit drama with the other david.
[02:39] <karla> and i knew him when he was 16.
[02:39] <karla> and i was 14.
[02:39] <John> DHRAMA
[02:39] <karla> turning 15 i think.
[02:39] <John> where you hot then too
[02:39] <karla> nah i was hella ugly forr eals.
[02:39] <07pikacheney> yeah duh but now she's hotter
[02:39] <07pikacheney> wut
[02:39] <John> pika
[02:40] <John> dun mind kizarla
[02:40] <John> she thinks shes fat too lol
[02:40] <John> shes a size 8 hurhurhurh
[02:40] <John> id hit it!
[02:40] <karla> nah i said 18
[02:40] <shep> karal
[02:40] <07pikacheney> HOLY FAT 15rolleyes
[02:40] <shep> karla
[02:40] <shep> check cam
[02:40] <karla> lol
[02:40] <John> IM FAT TOO
[02:40] <John> am i rite
[02:40] <karla> <33333333333333333333333333333
[02:40] <07pikacheney> JOHN IS HORRIBLY FAT
[02:40] <shep> :X
[02:40] <07pikacheney> LOSE SOME POUNDS FATTY
[02:40] <John> pls
[02:40] <07pikacheney> or whatever the fuck you use
[02:40] <shep> whats wrong with fat
[02:40] <John> i enjoy having a massive penis girth
[02:40] <John> NO FAT HATER HERE
[02:40] <karla> shep is so beautiful.
[02:40] <07pikacheney> SOME MILLILITERS
[02:40] <07pikacheney> OR SOME STUPID METRIC SHIT
[02:40] <shep> how u no im not fat
[02:41] <shep> karla is so beautiful.
[02:41] <07pikacheney> i'm overweight
[02:41] <John> I USE CUBITS
[02:41] <07pikacheney> cubits olol
[02:41] <karla> david stfu
[02:41] <07pikacheney> metric tons
[02:41] <John> im horribly underweight
[02:41] <07pikacheney> i am, karla
[02:41] <shep> i'm fat ;_;
[02:41] <07pikacheney> but u can't see it in photos
[02:41] <07pikacheney> i have man boobz
[02:41] <John> i weigh like 130 lbs
[02:41] <John> for serious
[02:41] <shep> whats taht
[02:41] <karla> david i'd still hit it.
[02:41] <07pikacheney> but i'm slimmin down
[02:41] <shep> i weighed like
[02:41] <shep> 9 stone or something
[02:41] <shep> last time i check
[02:41] <John> yah
[02:41] <07pikacheney> less crap in my diet
[02:41] <John> like 130 lbs
[02:41] <shep> o
[02:42] <shep> :D
[02:42] <shep> pika
[02:42] <07pikacheney> 130 jesus
[02:42] <shep> cut down on
[02:42] <shep> soft drinks
[02:42] <07pikacheney> i am
[02:42] <shep> sry dude
[02:42] <shep> gj
[02:42] <karla> shep you should call us.
[02:42] <John> needs more fibre for hot shitting action
[02:42] <shep> it would cost me so much
[02:42] <07pikacheney> fiber
[02:42] <07pikacheney> shi
[02:42] <shep> mebe i call from wrk
[02:42] <shep> loooooooooo
[02:42] <07pikacheney> for like 3 days
[02:42] <John> its only like a buck a minute LOL
[02:42] <07pikacheney> all i ate
[02:42] <07pikacheney> were fig newtons
[02:42] <karla> lolo
[02:42] <07pikacheney> DON'T EVER LIVE OFF FIG NEWTONS
[02:42] <shep> i didnt eat anything for alike
[02:42] <shep> 2 days
[02:42] <shep> it hurt so bad
[02:42] <John> my mate
[02:42] <shep> i bet i lose like
[02:42] <John> hes like 17
[02:42] <shep> a stone at least
[02:42] <John> and hes like 6'7
[02:42] <shep> next weekend
[02:42] <John> 210lbs
[02:43] <John> BUILT LIKE WALL
[02:43] <John> he plays the rugby dont choo noe
[02:43] <07pikacheney> shep how old are you and whats ur full name
[02:43] <John> SEAN BOND
[02:43] <shep> im 18
[02:43] <John> i mean
[02:43] <shep> its sean david simpson
[02:43] <shep> :)
[02:43] <07pikacheney> rite rite
[02:43] <John> btw
[02:43] <John> my middle name is danger
[02:43] <John> for serious
[02:43] <shep> and im fully house trained
[02:43] <07pikacheney> awesome
[02:43] <John> i actually have the middle name danger
[02:43] <shep> except in bed
[02:43] <shep> thats karlas job
[02:43] <shep> ;)
[02:43] <John> john danger daniel odonnell
[02:43] <shep> haha
[02:43] <shep> danger
[02:43] <John> notice the singer connection
[02:44] <shep> sean danger simpson
[02:44] <07pikacheney> david danger cole
[02:44] <John> i got it because
[02:44] <shep> sean danger danger simpson
[02:44] <John> in school
[02:44] <John> this stand in asked us to write our names on a sheet of paper
[02:44] <John> to check attendance
[02:44] <John> mines was john danger odonnell
[02:44] <07pikacheney> karla danger pi?a
[02:44] <John> she went a little ape shit
[02:44] <John> L:D
[02:44] <07pikacheney> hahaha
[02:44] <07pikacheney> i'm gonna do that
[02:44] <shep> pi?a is such a hot name
[02:44] <John> we did dumb stuff like that every class
[02:44] <John> it was lol
[02:44] <shep> i'll do that when i go back to schoo... oh wait
[02:44] <shep> i got like
[02:44] <shep> 50 detentions
[02:45] <07pikacheney> i told a sub my name was m. bison
[02:45] <John> one time this stand had some vaginal leakage during class
[02:45] <shep> for shooting darts at my geography teacher
[02:45] <07pikacheney> and i was rooflin
[02:45] <John> the chair was soaked with blood
[02:45] <John> then she fainted
[02:45] <07pikacheney> then i realized i was a huge nerd
[02:45] <John> and i ran away
[02:45] <07pikacheney> wtfs
[02:45] <John> some doods claimed she had a miscarriage on the chair or some gay shit
[02:45] <John> i call bullshit
[02:45] <shep> i was a prefect in high school
[02:45] <John> but it was some bloody shit
[02:45] <John> PREFECT OMG NERD
[02:45] <John> PREFECT OMG NERD
[02:45] <John> PREFECT OMG NERD
[02:45] <shep> :D
[02:45] <shep> hold
[02:45] <shep> i get my tie & badge
[02:45] <John> i wasnt even allowd to apply for prefect
[02:45] <John> my attendance and behaviour were below PAR
[02:46] <John> a wit
[02:46] <John> ps
[02:46] <John> we got ties jsut for being in the final year 8)
[02:46] <07pikacheney> whats prefect
[02:46] <John> its like
[02:46] <John> nerdy helper geek
[02:46] <John> hall monitor
[02:46] <John> type thing
[02:47] <John> and the best 2 like girl and boy get captains
[02:47] <07pikacheney> hall monitor haha
[02:47] <John> i thinks theres like vice captains too
[02:47] <John> thats pretty nerdy
[02:47] <07pikacheney> that is
[02:47] <shep> haha
[02:47] <07pikacheney> we don't have stuff like that
[02:47] <shep> i was
[02:47] <John> my mates were the captains
[02:47] <shep> prefect
[02:47] <shep> it was cool
[02:47] <John> but they didnt even go to the prom
[02:47] <07pikacheney> the closest thing to that is student body
[02:47] <shep> u got a sweet reference
[02:47] <John> neither did i right enough
[02:47] <shep> i was on that too
[02:47] <shep> in college :D
[02:47] <shep> i was entertainment manager
[02:47] <karla> this is hella cool.
[02:47] <07pikacheney> ol
[02:47] <John> i was out of my face on something at the time
[02:47] <karla> brb
[02:47] <shep> i organised the partys and shit ;d
[02:47] <shep> ok :x
[02:47] <07pikacheney> i hate everyone on ASB
[02:47] <John> shes going to shlick her stick
[02:47] <07pikacheney> they're all assholes
[02:47] <07pikacheney> ;[[[
[02:48] <John> what is ASB precious
[02:48] <07pikacheney> the student gov't
[02:48] <karla> fall of icarus = great band btw
[02:48] <John> godsmack = terrible band btw
[02:48] <karla> true
[02:48] <karla> brb
[02:48] <John> i wish i was on the fucking model un shit
[02:48] <John> i wanted to be iraq or libya so bad
[02:49] <07pikacheney> i was iran
[02:49] <John> I AM COLONEL YOU NOT TALK TO ME GIVE ME HIS HED ON PLATTER GOLD GOLD I NEED IT MORE OIL ALSO COME MANUEL WE ARE LEAVE
[02:49] <07pikacheney> we had to do it for uh
[02:49] <07pikacheney> freshman history
[02:49] <07pikacheney> the guy who was iraq was a dumb fucking cock who didn't know shit about his history
[02:49] <John> also
[02:49] <John> why is colonel gaddaffi a colonel
[02:49] <John> why not REAR ADMIRAL GENERAL 5 STAR WING COMMANDER OF THE FORCES OF ARMS
[02:49] <07pikacheney> and he was like "hey what did i do to you" i was like "YOU FUCKING INVADED OUR COUNTRY" and he goes "did we really?"
[02:49] <John> yeah but iran is full of raghead niggers and the less of them the btter
[02:50] <07pikacheney> ;/
[02:50] <John> thats my summary of iran and iraq
[02:50] <John> :D
[02:50] <John> ill sum up mongolia even quicker
[02:50] <John> who cares
[02:50] <John> i can do places like india and pakistan in a few words too
[02:50] <John> tactical nuke the site from orbit
[02:51] <John> 15white is right white power BNP
[02:51] <John> shep i voted for the BNP
[02:51] <karla> david all i can find is 99.
[02:51] <shep> me too bug
[02:51] <John> they want to get rid of pakis
[02:51] <John> thank fuck
[02:51] <John> GET OUT OF MY TOWN YOU FUCKING FESTERING SHITBUCKETS
[02:51] <shep> wheres karla gone :(
[02:51] <John> also why do your houses smell like old dead shits
[02:51] <shep> yeah bug
[02:51] <shep> i was in town
[02:51] <shep> today
[02:52] <shep> and a group of them
[02:52] <shep> were walking towards me
[02:52] <shep> so im like
[02:52] <shep> fuck this
[02:52] <shep> they were all younger than me
[02:52] <shep> byw
[02:52] <John> ninja style get sword/run
[02:52] <shep> so i walked
[02:52] <shep> straight at them
[02:52] <shep> and they try to be big kidz
[02:52] <John> FISTS OF FURY TELL ME IT HAPPENED
[02:52] <shep> walk into me
[02:52] <07pikacheney> 99 what?
[02:52] <karla> year.
[02:52] <shep> SO I FLIPPED OUT AND KILLED THEM ALL
[02:52] <07pikacheney> oh
[02:52] <John> YES
[02:52] <John> YES
[02:52] <07pikacheney> that's what i guessed right? 4 years?
[02:52] <John> did you stick the heads on pikes
[02:52] <John> because those slimy fucks need to see that shit
[02:53] <shep> AND I STICK THEIR HEADS ON SPIKES
[02:53] <John> :D
[02:53] <John> british hero
[02:53] <shep> FOR ALL TO SEE
[02:53] <shep> AND THEN I RAN FROM DOOR TO DOO
[02:53] <shep> AND THEN I RAN FROM DOOR TO DOOR
[02:53] <shep> LEAVING A DIFFERENT LIMB
[02:53] <John> the british empire weas built on opressing sand niggers
[02:53] <shep> IN THE LETTERBOX
[02:53] <John> LoL
[02:53] <John> i hope you got some kosovans
[02:53] <John> houses i mean
[02:53] <John> so they know once the pakis are gone
[02:53] <John> its them next
[02:53] <shep> i ran out of limbs ;_;
[02:53] <shep> SO I GOT THE PETROLBOMBS OUT
[02:54] <John> did you add some sort of gelatine
[02:54] <John> so it stick to the skin
[02:54] <John> and burns forever
[02:54] <karla> [18:40] <bug> r u cheat on me with duo D;
[02:55] <John> hu
[02:55] <John> LOL
[02:55] <John> did you!"?!?!
[02:55] <karla> no.
[02:55] <karla> ive never talked to duo.
[02:55] <John> good :-)
[02:55] <John> hes pretty dumb
[02:55] <John> you wouldnt enjoy it
[02:55] <07pikacheney> in the year two thousand
[02:56] <karla> [08:05] <BuG^battleroyale> who in teh is karla
[02:56] <karla> <BuG^battleroyale> !K karla fgt
[02:56] <John> LOlooolo
[02:56] <John> holy shit
[02:56] <karla> you(Karla) was kicked from #semicolon-zero (fgt (BuG^battleroyale))
[02:56] <John> that must have been the first time i watched battle royale
[02:56] <John> thats so long ago
[02:56] <John> HOW
[02:56] <karla> [08:08] <BuG^battleroyale> ok stfu
[02:56] <John> dont you format ^_^
[02:56] <karla> [08:08] <BuG^battleroyale> what does karla measure?
[02:57] <karla> [08:08] <BuG^battleroyale> like 36-36-36
[02:57] <John> is that good?
[02:57] <karla> [08:23] <BuG^battleroyale> <Karla> Im 15 ive got 36C and I like Dave and all but you are so much wittier
[02:57] <karla> [08:24] <BuG^battleroyale> <Karla> I only roleplay sometimes can i be daddys little girl or your babysitter?
[02:57] <John> ZOMG
[02:57] <John> you said that :s
[02:57] <karla> [08:24] <BuG^battleroyale> <Karla> I like it in the butt :O
[02:57] <karla> no you did.
[02:57] <07pikacheney> haha
[02:57] <John> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahaa
[02:57] <John> seriouslly
[02:57] <John> thats crazy
[02:57] <karla> [08:24] <BuG^battleroyale> <Karla> John ride me like a wet camel greased up with sperm (and grease)
[02:57] <07pikacheney> <Karla> I like it in the butt :O
[02:57] <shep> lol
[02:57] <John> how old are those
[02:57] <07pikacheney> classic karla quote
[02:57] <shep> ok bug
[02:57] <karla> i never said that.
[02:58] <shep> u fucked up
[02:58] <karla> he made it up heloooooooo
[02:58] <shep> <Karla> John ride me like a wet camel greased up with sperm (and grease)
[02:58] <shep> thats so you
[02:58] <07pikacheney> i know karla jeez
[02:58] <John> yah i know
[02:58] <John> its all a joke yo
[02:58] <shep> if u didnt say that
[02:58] <karla> [08:24] <BuG^battleroyale> <Karla> I once had sex with 8 guys Im so easy
[02:58] <John> how old are they
[02:58] <shep> haha
[02:58] <karla> [09:02] <BuG^battleroyale> <Karla> 15/f/socal 36c hot 4 u big boy
[02:58] <John> KARLA SERIOUSLLY
[02:58] <John> where did u find them :s
[02:58] <karla> Session Start: Wed Jan 09 15:53:26 2002
[02:58] <shep> haha!
[02:58] <John> holy shit
[02:58] <John> how old is that
[02:58] <shep> <Karla> 15/f/socal 36c hot 4 u big boy
[02:58] <07pikacheney> hahaha
[02:58] <karla> [08:20] <BuG^haxattax> HI!!!2"!21!"!"21"!!""!121"!111
[02:58] <karla> [10:59] <BuG^haxattax> <3
[02:58] <07pikacheney> i remember how you edned up wanting to hang out on irc
[02:59] <07pikacheney> there was that site with dynamic pages that oculd change
[02:59] <John> why do u have bug quotes newayz ;]
[02:59] <John> do i have my own folder?
[02:59] <07pikacheney> and i linked it to these guys
[02:59] <karla> it saves them.
[02:59] <07pikacheney> and to you
[02:59] <John> i c ;/
[02:59] <07pikacheney> and the nyou were like who are these guys
[02:59] <07pikacheney> it was pretty lol
[02:59] <karla> lolo
[02:59] <karla> i remember.
[02:59] <John> why would anyone want to stay in the same channel as me ;ss
[02:59] <John> im not nice at all am i rite
[02:59] <John> unless you are cuddly ;)
[03:00] * pikacheney bumps and grinds
[03:00] <karla> i have nothing of shep.
[03:00] <karla> cause we've never talked.
[03:00] <John> :~(
[03:00] <John> ill check what i have of karla omg
[03:00] <karla> no.
[03:00] <karla> dont.
[03:00] <karla> lolo
[03:00] <karla> please.
[03:00] <07pikacheney> D;
[03:00] <karla> [14:23] <coma> hall0
[03:00] <karla> [14:23] <coma> do you like rabbits?
[03:00] <07pikacheney> kizarla: suck me beautiful
[03:00] <07pikacheney> from aim logs
[03:00] <07pikacheney> no lies
[03:00] <karla> lolo
[03:00] <karla> stfu
[03:00] <shep> coma is getting stood up rite now :(
[03:01] <07pikacheney> ;/
[03:01] <07pikacheney> 19:01:17 <rich|on-date> i just went to meet this girl and there was noone there
[03:01] <07pikacheney> 19:01:23 <rich|on-date> i got totally fucking stood up
[03:01] <karla> lmo
[03:01] <John> i have no karla
[03:01] <shep> hahahha
[03:01] <karla> lolofd
[03:02] <shep> did u just make that?
[03:02] <shep> o rite
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[03:05] <bustyblonde> hey is coma here?
[03:05] <07pikacheney> yeah
[03:05] <John> why
[03:05] <bustyblonde> he stood me up
[03:05] <07pikacheney> what do you want
[03:05] <John> you stood him up he says
[03:05] <07pikacheney> no you fucking stood HIM up
[03:05] <07pikacheney> you fucking cunt
[03:05] <bustyblonde> what the fuc
[03:05] <bustyblonde> k
[03:05] <bustyblonde> i was tehre from like
[03:05] <bustyblonde> twenty to
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[03:05] <bustyblonde> i just drove home now
[03:05] <bustyblonde> imfucking crying
[03:06] <Spechel_EDD> hey
[03:06] <John> that cunt spent 10 bucks on a taxi woman
[03:06] <Spechel_EDD> the usual on saturday busty?
[03:06] <John> you should give him his tenner back
[03:06] <bustyblonde> no he didnt
[03:06] <bustyblonde> fuck
[03:06] <07pikacheney> that's jacked
[03:06] <bustyblonde> i'd have given him a tenners worth of blowjobs
[03:06] <karla> god i love la ley.
[03:06] <07pikacheney> coma's a good friend here
[03:06] <bustyblonde> but he didnt fucking show
[03:06] <John> he did
[03:06] <John> we saw him leave for sure
[03:06] <Spechel_EDD> sorry that i couldnt show at your work. the other girls werent as busy so i 'worked' with them instead
[03:06] <John> he told me he was leaving in a black cab definetely
[03:07] <07pikacheney> ban edd please
[03:07] <Spechel_EDD> shut up fag
[03:07] <07pikacheney> shut up fag
[03:07] <Spechel_EDD> sup
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[03:07] <c0mar> wtf she left
[03:08] <c0mar> fucking slut
[03:08] <karla> brb
[03:08] <c0mar> i am upset
[03:08] <karla> stfu coma
[03:08] <John> i take it her name was jane
[03:08] <karla> brb
[03:08] <John> jane the slut
[03:08] <shep> seriously
[03:08] <shep> coma
[03:08] <shep> tell me you didn't go
[03:08] <shep> that you went for a 30 minute shower or something
[03:08] <c0mar> i did man
[03:08] <shep> lies
[03:08] <c0mar> no man i went
[03:08] <07pikacheney> god if coma is serious i'm gonna be so confused
[03:08] <karla> lolol
[03:08] <John> he went to meet a chick for sex
[03:08] <John> WHAT IS SO HARD
[03:09] <shep> god if coma is serious im gonna roll off my chair
[03:09] <karla> im in love with shep for reals.
[03:09] <shep> (sry karla)
[03:09] <shep> i'm in love with karla for reals
[03:09] <karla> brb
[03:09] <shep> o man
[03:09] <c0mar> shit im going in the shower
[03:09] <c0mar> im wet through
[03:09] <shep> jajaj
[03:09] * c0mar is now known as coma|shower
[03:09] <shep> i call bullshit
[03:09] <07pikacheney> jesus fuck
[03:09] <07pikacheney> shenanigans
[03:09] <07pikacheney> shenanigans
[03:09] <07pikacheney> shenanigans
[03:09] <07pikacheney> shenanigans
[03:10] <shep> shenanigans
[03:10] <shep> shenanigans
[03:10] <shep> shenanigans
[03:10] <shep> shenanigans
[03:10] <07pikacheney> GIVE IT UP
[03:12] <07pikacheney> coma
[03:13] <07pikacheney> did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary
[03:13] <shep> lolo
[03:13] <07pikacheney> i swear