Did you get in trouble at school?

[meat`]

i'm sort of a mix of the two.. i posted great grades in subjects i found interesting and the ones i didn't, well, i got enough to get me my credits and no extra effort involved. however i did a lot of bad shit and never really got in trouble..

 

-licks his finger and flips through his book of bad shit- let's see here! :D

 

4th grade: i was given an in-school suspension for writing dirty madlibs about everyone in my class and my lunch teacher. she wuz hawt irl so i used my rather extensive vocabulary of words the big kids used to describe things. basically the entire book was filled with tits, ass, pussy and fuck.

 

5th grade: i was holding those big hydraulically assisted school doors open with my fingers between the door and the wall - my genius friend thinks the door is about to close(not seeing me holding it, obviously) and slams the door against the wall. my finger was split right in two and i had to get a whack of stitches at the hospital - he was deemed "violent" and his mother made him get rid of all his video games and violent toys. when i went back to school a couple days later he waited for me outside to come apologize and i pounded the piss out of him anyway. BUT NO PUNISHMENT FOR ME ON THAT ONE!

 

6th grade: my friend and i(we were, though pre-pubescent, very much "the shit") socially isolated this kid we were friends with before but he had turned into a dick. so we fucked with him and kept him out of our circle of friends and such.. apparently this became so distressing to him he told his mother what was going on and we were called to the principal's office! we totally talked the principal into believing this kid deserved what we gave him and we got out of another suspension(these were the same friends from the madlib story.)

 

re: the beating up the guy who messed my finger up.. thinking back i beat the shit out of a lot of people at school, and from school, and i never once got in trouble for it.

 

off top of my head:

 

1) in 1st grade we all had 6th grade reading partners to help us learn to read big boy books(tolkien was 1st grade reading here) and those kids wanted to be there about as much as we did. my first reading buddy was a real greasy sumbitch and i didn't like him off the bat.. i don't remember -exactly- what brought it on but he told me to shut up or something and next thing i knew i had kicked him square in his mid-pubescent junk and i was ruuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnning my ass off towards the teacher!

 

2) 4th grade there was a bully who had a couple of lesser bullies(i called them his minions) and the bully and i were friends, but we had some sort of falling out and his little jockriders kept eyeballing me at recess. i clocked them both just before the bell rang and went back to class.

 

3) 5th grade this ugly kid and i were swinging on one of those huge two-swing swing-sets and this girl i liked walked by and was smiling at me.. he turned and started talking to her so i punched him in the teeth. yes. i punched him right in the teeth. i saw him years later and he has a noticable turn in one of his front teeth still!

 

4) 6th grade i beat up the older brother of the kid in #3 twice. once because he was giving me the stinkeye - sucker punched him in the gut during recess - and once at a birthday party when no one was around in a room upstairs(the party was in the basement) i guess he was still sore about his brother and the first time i beat him up.. he tried to hit me so i kicked him in the stomach and pounded on him until he cried like a sissy.

 

only one here who knows me irl is sabin he'll tell you i'm not physically intimidating.. i'm 5'9" 150lbs but i am a mean motorsc00ter at times :D~

 

p.s. there was also the time in grade 9 i took down the entire lan at my highschool with a nasty stealth virus. SLOVAK_BOMBER for the win!(i forget the alternate name, it was the first big stealth virus i'm aware of)

 

..i came back to that school a year later(yeah i was given the boot not long after the virus ;0) to beat the shit out of this annoying kid who said he 'knew karate' to keep my friends from telling on him or beating him up themselves after he had pissed them off for months on end - one catch though! he actually pissed ME off so much in the 5 minutes i knew him that i put my fist through one of those plastic top composite board school desks before i had the chance to grab him and he ran away and told the principal. i wasn't a student there and he didn't know me.. my friends never ratted me out at their own risk(it was a prestigious high school with a zero tolerance policy) and he never bothered them again.

 

school was fucking great. :D

 

edit: spelling and clarity on last paragraph

[Himmelstossen]

Sounds like your a violent man ;)

An extreme violent fucker (the black crow sings at midnight) ;)

[meat`]

i had a bad case of teh ultraviolence :D~~

 

i'm mellow now tho and i never picked fights - well, i did crank that ugly kid in the teeth out of the blue. and his brother. ok so i started a lot of fights. whatever!

 

i haven't been in one like since that thing in 9th grade tho and i'm 22 now so i'm doin alright!

[BuG]

I didn't go to school about 75% of the time in my final 2 years and basically got in to trouble every day I was in because the man waas trying to keep me down. Fuck High School fuck it in it's stupid ass.

[Spechel EDD]

I got 3 days detention for telling a kid he was "fucking retarded" in front of my hippy yuppy high school biology teacher. My dean gave me 3 days and kept threatening to call the cops to come give me a ticket for using profanity in front of minors.

 

Oh and I called that kid that because he wanted to pour some acid on this one girls back during a science lab.

 

I did lots of bad things in school but never really got in trouble. Like I would come in drunk for registration and nobody seemed to notice or care. I would not come to class for a month straight and instead sleep in until school was finished without ever getting in trouble for it.

 

I think my school thought I was the narc because security never seemed to fuck with me. I would walk out through the front gate in front of them during lunch when I wouldnt be allowed to leave in the first place. They didn't really care too much.

[Absinthe]

I've been suspended twice in the last two years.

 

Incident 1

A friend kicks my bag, so I pushed him. He pushed back. I pushed him back. He hit me. I hit him. It really wasn't all that serious, but it did get kinda rowdy. I give him a good shove and he falls on the table and slides back. He actually slides off the table, but snags his testicles on the corner and yells "Oh My Balls!". This happens with the Head of the Senior School and another teacher walking right by the classroom. Well, we both had to wait hours before we talked to the Headmaster. We both apologized and agreed it was no big deal. But no, we both got suspended for a week.

 

To be honest, I knew a punishment was coming. Fights aren't allowed in school. I thought the punishment was a bit too much, but I kinda knew the school's justice system was kinda fucked any way, so no surprises.

 

Important note: The Head of Senior School said "It doesn't matter who hits first. You will still be punished". In other words, no defending yourself.

 

Incident 2

Some punk-ass fuckwad starts saying "Hi Chris" to me. I igored him. He did it later that day. I ignored him again. I went into town the next day, and he was there. He said it again, and I ignored him. Then I realized that this kid was deliberately taunting me. He would do this and then turn back to his friends and laugh. He was also doing this to my friends. After about a week of this, I finally started telling him to shut the fuck up and piss off, making my annoyance very clear. Of course, he persisted. One day he said it again in the hallway. So I went up to him and asked him why he wants to start shit with random people, and if he thinks its cool. He sarcastically nodded his head and said "You can piss off now". So I pushed his head and walked off. He got up and said "Touch me again and I'll beat your little fag ass" and then pushed me. A teacher broke it up and reported us both to the Head of Senior School.

 

In hindsight, I really should have done more to that prick. Like break his nose or maybe a few ribs. He was certainly asking for it. Because at least it would have justified what followed.

 

You see, the kid I pushed has a brother suffering from leukaemia. He, naturally, uses this as an excuse for his behavior with the "Oh, I'm suffering from stress" bullshit. Hey, my uncle (a man I was very close to) was dying from cancer (and he eventually did), but I didn't go around acting like an asshole. My aunt is becoming a social recluse, my other aunt has been diagnosed with breast cancer, and my grandfather (another man who I'm close to) is being rushed to the hospital every week. What gives him the fucking right to be a prick for no reason? Any way, the Head told us to write our versions of events, but he obviously didn't bother to read mine. I got suspended for a week and he would get a detention in January for using harsh language.

 

What. The. Bloody. Fuck.

 

Of course, trying to defend yourself results in him putting his hand up and saying "I'm not interested in all that legal stuff". He asked me "What if you actually punched that kid?" Well, shit. You might as well ask what if I shot that kid instead. I think it's obvious that they gave that shit a pity case, because he managed to get away with 'fighting back', provoking, and offensive language. Even better, he doesn't even have to take the detention. He's left school. Sweet justice indeed.

 

I think it's funny that zero-tolerance only applies to some students and not others. Two of my friends were suspended for logging into another student's account with their permission because it was a "security breach". And the Head is such a two-faced cock. He likes to try and mingle with the students, being nice and chatty, blah blah blah. But it's such an obvious trick. He wants you to think he's a fair guy and that he's given you chances and everything, just it seems like he can justify his actions. He's a total nazi bastard hiding under a sugar coating.

 

Any way, I don't want to sound so typically jaded, but fuck school. I wouldn't trust the faculty with a drop of my piss. They're lying, two-faced, squabbling nimrods. Oh, and they're greedy too. I know they make well more than enough money, but they constantly feel like cutting plans and trips for teachers that actually want the school to do something. More importantly, they severely limit funding for teachers that oppose them. I went on trip to South Africa completely funded by two teachers and our efforts because the school said fuck no to it. But, of course, they all jump in at the end and stand behind it at the very end as if saying "Hey, we've been here all along!".

 

They're difficult for the sake of being difficult, and they particularly enjoy hitting people when they're down, steering clear from having problems with children of big business men. Most of our teachers lack the qualifications to teach any way. The sooner I get out of this shit hole, the better.

 

Funnily enough though, they never noticed when I came to school stoned, or when was drunk on vodka during my PSAT courses.