Chomps' and Cat's CWAZY STORY!

Cat · Post by **Cat** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 11:07 pm

One day, Minkee was walking around Cannibal Bay looking for something to eat. The only problem is Minkee is a vegetarian. Being around the bay, and all, he had a tough time finding Food. But then, he saw a weird slanted restaurant by the bay. It was called "Slanted C-Food". The C obviously meant that it was welcoming to vegetarians. So he decided to go in...

Chomps · Post by **Chomps** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 11:11 pm

...and was greeted by the angry patrons and kitchen staff. "Get out now, tree hugger," warned the head chef, lobster, who pointed a handgun at Minkee's left eyeglass (the more emo of the two). Regaining his balance, Minkee quickly reacted and slowly reached behind his back...

Cat · Post by **Cat** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 11:12 pm

...and took out two large carrots and pointed it at the kitchen staff. The kitchen staff was shocked to see such a vile disgusting vegetable. The immediatly dropped their weapons and started crying. But lobster said...

Chomps · Post by **Chomps** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 11:41 pm

... "Fuck that."

Michael-Corleone · Post by **Michael-Corleone** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 11:42 pm

fuk dat

Minkee · Post by **Minkee** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 11:44 pm

IM DED OH NOZ

l0bstar · Post by **l0bstar** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 11:47 pm

fuck dat

Cubensis · Post by **Cubensis** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 8:38 am

post the one that has YOU GIVE SOJ KEKE?

Cat · Post by **Cat** » Wed Jan 07, 2004 12:06 am

Lobster was cleaning his gun after all that blood splattered on it. But something wasn't right... He looked up and saw his arch nemesis PETA crash into the building. His kitchen staff was so horrified at the sight of PETA, they ran. PETA jumped out of the hot-air ballon, and attacked with their protesting signs. But...

Chomps · Post by **Chomps** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 4:18 pm

Not dead yet, give me a while.