I don't have an account and was on the comedy gold thing. Oh well, anyways...
mine:
Girlfriend - "We need to find some really jacked, strong gay guys, to do some major damage to some assholes" <-- talking about gay bashers, said assholes as in people who are mean.
"I was just sitting there...and it popped in my head" <-- talking about first time she considered giving me head. :thumbup:
GFsSN: the dong in my profile- its a no doubt song, i woke up singing it, i was like....grr, wtf! it's annoying cuz now i can't get it oooooooooouuuuuuuutttttttttttttttttttttttt
kylegoodmaster42: D:
GFsSN: and i can't even listen to is cuz i don't have a copy of that cd
kylegoodmaster42: the dong?
kylegoodmaster42: lololololollolololl
GFsSN: sigh
GFsSN: SONG
GFsSN: jeez
kylegoodmaster42: can't get the dong outta your head/
kylegoodmaster42: bwahhaha
GFsSN: you're retarded
Me talking to my brother: (with his girlfriend in the car) Jay you ever seen Snatch(the movie)?
Him: What?! is this a trick question?!?!
Me: You're a jackass.
Let's go peoples :D 8) :thumbup: