'Rainbow' script ( will only be funny if your from the UK and

Wullie ever-dead · Post by **Wullie ever-dead** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 2:25 pm

>>Almost too ridiculous to believe...

These are taken from original Rainbow scripts.....

There's no way these could have been done by accident....innuendo all the

way......

The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...

Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four "

George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"

Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"

We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.

Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in"

Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"

Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the Otherway. Ooooooh, I've got it in"

Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg

kit

Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George"

George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Bungle."

Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing"

Bungle: " Playing with each other,Geoffrey?"

Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play

with?"

George:" Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to play

with our friend's balls today?

Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."

Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger?

Zippy:" Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."

Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle

Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."

George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?

Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."

Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."

Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers

couldn't we?

Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Roger can get their instruments out

and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."

Singers Rod, Roger and Jane enter.

Roger:" We could hear you all banging away"

Rod: " Banging can be fun."

Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger."

Roger ( looking sad ) " Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

Rod ( to Jane ) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"

Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Roger last night. But would you Like

to play with my maracas?

Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

George:" Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."

Zippy;" I've got a big red one."

George: " I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play

with it."

Geoffrey (to viewers) " Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember,

you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any, ask a

friend if you can play with his. Now,let's all play the plucking song."

Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck all

day..."

monkeys_heed · Post by **monkeys_heed** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 2:46 pm

hahahahaha

i believe all those to be true, except this:

George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?
Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."

The $6m Dan · Post by **The $6m Dan** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 5:06 pm

hahahahaha

i believe all those to be true, except this:

George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?

Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."

It seemed so innocent back then.

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floyd · Post by **floyd** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 5:19 pm

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monkeys_heed · Post by **monkeys_heed** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 5:20 pm

hang on a sec, my sad spoddy housemate spotted this:

Wasnt it Rod, Jane and Freddy? Not Rod, Roger and Jane? I think Freddy replaced Roger sometime but I may be very wrong. But hes one of those people who wont laugh along if everyone else gets the joke if you know what I mean.....

Under The Influence · Post by **Under The Influence** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 5:25 pm

Yeah, Rod Jane and Freddy

Kungfubar · Post by **Kungfubar** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 5:58 pm

:confused:

The $6m Dan · Post by **The $6m Dan** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 6:05 pm

hang on a sec, my sad spoddy housemate spotted this:

Wasnt it Rod, Jane and Freddy? Not Rod, Roger and Jane? I think Freddy replaced George sometime but I may be very wrong. But hes one of those people who wont laugh along if everyone else gets the joke if you know what I mean.....

If you listen to the wav (check previous post) it's definatley Rod, Roger and Jane. Roger must have only been in it for the pilot episode.

monkeys_heed · Post by **monkeys_heed** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 6:10 pm

hang on a sec, my sad spoddy housemate spotted this:

Wasnt it Rod, Jane and Freddy? Not Rod, Roger and Jane? I think Freddy replaced George sometime but I may be very wrong. But hes one of those people who wont laugh along if everyone else gets the joke if you know what I mean.....

If you listen to the wav (check previous post) it's definatley Rod, Roger and Jane. Roger must have only been in it for the pilot episode.

Ok, will prove it to my housemate tomorrow when I send him ?the link. That`ll shut him up, he hates it when hes wrong.....

I cant do it here as I have no sound, will bring some heedphones in tomorrow

Edit: You better be right Dan, Im counting on yer :)

hangwire · Post by **hangwire** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 6:13 pm

Geoffrey (to viewers) " Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember,
you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any, ask a

friend if you can play with his.

is this a differant form of being yong and needing the money?