Well yesterday I was driving in my honda civic when this suspicious looking black eyed, brown haired 6'2 190 pound license plate number 4fls122 driving a 95 acura tl that was probably stolen about 2 weeks ago since its still clean black male stopped me. I was scared. I mean seriously, really scared. So I rolled the windows down and asked, "Can I help you?". The black male looked at me and checked around the car. He replied back with a noise I would never forget...he said, "hello,". Right then and there I knew he was about to rob me. I was shivering and shaking more than a jew without a blanket inside a concentration camp. It was silent for about 30 seconds until he started to speak. He said, "I just want to tell you..." he then paused and lifted his hand. I closed my eyes and knew he was going to smack me and ask for my wallet. So I just jumped up, but that wasn't a good idea because i bumped my head on the ceiling. He then proceeded to chuckle and took out what looked to me like a bomb cleverly disguised as a roll of toilet paper. I was is shock. I could not speak. He then started again but I interuppted him. I said, "Sir, I do not want any trouble. Please, just take my money and leave my family alone." Shortly afterwards I took out my wallet and threw it at him. He was a very odd, but intelligent black male. I inspected him and he just laughed once again. I knew he was about to press the button to blow me to smithereens. He then told me that the roll of toilet paper was coming out of my trunk. I knew his schemes, I've heard them before. Have you ever watched The Princess Bride? The part where Andre the Giant rapes Billy Crystal? Yeah, it's sorta like that except now Andre is black and a foot shorter. And theres no Billy Crystal. And no rape or any sort of crime except for him trespassing on my wheels!! I was furious. I told him to buzz off and quickly zoomed home. Then I realized, I left him my wallet and i there was no way of verifying me because I had my license. I decided to take action and call the police. I was crying, like a baby actually. The police asked what was the matter and I said ,"A tall and suspicious looking black eyed, brown haired 6'2 190 pound license plate number 4fls122 driving a 95 acura tl that was probably stolen about 2 weeks ago since its still clean black male robbed me,". I swiftly hung up after the man laughed at me. No one understands me, no one!!
WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????????????????????
So, tell me your similar stories.
