Jerk off for 70 bux a pop

Himmelstossen · Post by **Himmelstossen** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 7:44 am

Yer well my mate and I where stone broke right and theres this sign at the uni 70 bux a spermy sample... so we looked at each other and considered the cons and pros..

Pros:

70 bux... ......

Cash + Food + drink

Cons:

Fuckin paranoid that every kid who looks like you might.... b u..

anyway not everything is as it seems.. I decided I wouldn't pimp myself out for 70 bux but my mate already had the documents with the dotted line if u know what I mean.. as it turns out when you sign it you are commiting yourself to jerk off for 3 times a week for a full yr or something.. fuck thats alotta protein.. imagine if you couldn't deliver cause you couldn't get it up one day.. would you be in breach of contract? (Im doing business law.. ;0 )

anyway yer I dunno why I posted it.. just thought of the day I guess.

nemo · Post by **nemo** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 8:55 am

As I have no concern about whether I have kids who I don't know, I would kill for this deal. 3 times a week? That's 240 bucks, times 52 = 12480. Fucking hell, more money than I've seen in my entire life. I'd gladly do this for a living.

Without sounding like an aryan asshole, my genes are quite desirable I would imagine. No cancer (except my grandfather, but he smoked 90 camels a day without filter and died of lung cancer 40 years ago), no chronic diseases, no allergies, no thinning hair, all men have been fairly big (i'm 6'1, dad is 6'2, so was my grandfather etc). Fuck me I would do this. Sadly I live in shitty cold Sweden where this probably isn't available.

mr_lee · Post by **mr_lee** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 10:28 am

nemo - i think himmel means that for $70 you have to jerk off 3 times a week for a year - you only get $70 once, not every time you knock off a sly one (not so sly tho i guess)

wishful thinking eh

nemo · Post by **nemo** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 2:04 pm

nemo - i think himmel means that for $70 you have to jerk off 3 times a week for a year - you only get $70 once, not every time you knock off a sly one (not so sly tho i guess)

wishful thinking eh

That doesn't seem like such a good deal.

Fuck me, I'd do it anyway.

EDIT: And apply multiple times with a fake ID card.

mr_lee · Post by **mr_lee** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 4:51 pm

nemo - i think himmel means that for $70 you have to jerk off 3 times a week for a year - you only get $70 once, not every time you knock off a sly one (not so sly tho i guess)

wishful thinking eh

That doesn't seem like such a good deal.

Fuck me, I'd do it anyway.

EDIT: And apply multiple times with a fake ID card.

since you're doing it for free at the moment you may as well get paid $70.

that equates to a bit over $1.30 a day, and remember that's in australian dollars.

so, it'd be about 7.39 Swedish Krona a day, which i'm sure isn't that flash.

i always said you were a wanker hehe

you're just moment away from reaching your full potential :)

what did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?

"your dad's a wanker"

ahahah aha ha

eight equals dee

nemo · Post by **nemo** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 6:39 pm

nemo - i think himmel means that for $70 you have to jerk off 3 times a week for a year - you only get $70 once, not every time you knock off a sly one (not so sly tho i guess)

wishful thinking eh

That doesn't seem like such a good deal.

Fuck me, I'd do it anyway.

EDIT: And apply multiple times with a fake ID card.

since you're doing it for free at the moment you may as well get paid $70.

that equates to a bit over $1.30 a day, and remember that's in australian dollars.

so, it'd be about 7.39 Swedish Krona a day, which i'm sure isn't that flash.

i always said you were a wanker hehe

you're just moment away from reaching your full potential :)

what did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?

"your dad's a wanker"

ahahah aha ha

eight equals dee

lee, I hate you so much.

caoutchouc · Post by **caoutchouc** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 7:31 pm

Marry me, Lee

macabre · Post by **macabre** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:16 am

getting paid to masturbate. I thought masturbation was self-fulfilling anyways?

l0bstar · Post by **l0bstar** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:51 am

that's a lot of trouble plus what if i want to save up for something

Himmelstossen · Post by **Himmelstossen** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:02 am

Actually L33, you get paid every time u pop jizz in a bottle. However the 70 bux is an initial starting fee and you get like a certain ammount per week. From what my friend told me its alot of money...

lol full potential...